Jeet Kune Do
The Ultimate known form of fighting, Jeet Kune Do was created by Bruce Li with the help of a supercomputer, one of Chuck Norris's tears, and 3 gallons of sweat from Bruce Lee. Complete mastery of ths style makes it phsically impossible for one to be killed in battle, and the person can only die when they choose to. This style allows Reincarnation and possible Dimensional Travel, but this is unproven, it could just be Bruce Lee's incredible strength and sexiness that allows this.
People who have mastered this legendary Style of fighting.
Due to the fact that this style of fighting is a mix of all the strengths and none of the weaknesses of the strongest fighting styles know to man, it is nigh impossible to learn this complicated style. However, people have in fact mastered this style. These include:
- Bruce Lee
- Sensui (incorrectly labeled as "Sacred Energy" by him.)
- Chuck Norris (Only 75% has been learned.)
- Bruce Campbell
Requirements of learning
There are many, many requirements, both physical and mental, that you need to have in order to learn this. One must be Pure of heart, and have complete mastery of Kung Fu, and at least 5 other styles. Also, you must have been blessed by Bruce Lee's holy Nunchaku. This is almost impossible, because the quest to find them takes well over 5000 years.
- Failure to master at least 35 percent of this style when you begin results in immediate and totureous death. (This is why Sensui dies.)
- Chuck Norris will master this style in 5 more years.