Jerome David Salinger

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For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Jerome David Salinger.

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The blue-eyed Jewish-Irish Mohican scout who died in your arms at the roulette table at Monte Carlo. What killed him is still being discussed to this day, but the general opinion seems to be something involving spinning his head around while screaming "James Earl Jones!" repeatedly.

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