JesiLax

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JesiLax is a Jesus based laxative.

JesiLax is properly the laxative case of Jesus, however by common usage it has come to be accepted as a separate noun, with only minor rumblings still coming from the usage panel. The proper grammatical use of the word would include, as per the usage of the laxative case, any use of Jesus as a laxative, the classic example would be "Have faith, and our Lord JesiLax will relieve your constipation."

In modern times, however, the grammatical origins of JesiLax have been forgotten by the majority of speakers, and the JesiLax has been co-opted by the corporate world and mass marketed, finding an extremely successful niche market in the faith based gastronomical aid sector.