From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia.
Jump to navigation Jump to search

Hello, America. I'm Liberal Guy, and I'm here to tell you why most Americans are total idiots.
Republic of Jesusland
Flag of Jesusland.svg Jesuslandcoa.gif
(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
National Motto: "In God We Trust"
For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Jesusland.

Jesusland is a large chunk of America housing the Red States, rednecks, white trash, and white humor. It comprises about 30 states formerly part of the "United States". The states are scheduled to be liberated from America on November 6, 2012 when the President is elected. It is also referred to, with varying formality, as God's Country, the Pure Country, and the Land of the Free (Christians). This nomenclature proves, once again, that God believers are severe hypocrites, as they already believe in a special country loved by God above all the others, which would make God a racist.

Jesusland is often described as being extremely organized and tolerant unlike the brainless Commies who currently run the region lacking in critical thinking and abounding in hypocrisy. Jesusland is believed to be the real place that Jesus visited 2,000 years ago, and the original location of the Garden of Eden.

There is no evidence to support this.

National Passtimes[edit]

  • Kid rapin
  • Sodomy
  • Date rape
  • Drinkin Pabst
  • Coke snortin
  • Weed smokin
  • Masturbation
  • Dickin
  • Bestiality


  • Jesusistan (Georgia, South Carolina)
  • Dumbfuckistan (substates going west from Appalachia to Tornado Valley, except Ohio and Indiana)
  • Redneckistan (Ohio and Indiana)
  • Bushland (Idaho, Utah, Wyoming)
Jesus Related Locations.
Jesusland Red States
Jesus Ocean Israel
Countries and territories of North America
Main: United States of America | Canada/Canadia | Mexico | Jesusland | Confederate States of America | Québec
Northernmost: Mediocre Britain | Canada States | Duchy of Björk | People's Republic of Canada | Awesome land/Not So Awesome Land
Atlantic: United Spades of Amerika | Wikiland
Caribbean: Barbados | Communist | Dominican Republic | Earthquake | Jamaica | Tortuga | Trinidad and Tobago
Atlantic: United Kingdom of Britannia and Northern Pangaea
Northernmost: Greenland | Gayman Islands | Acadia | St. Pierre and Miquelon | Cancanada
Gulf of Mexico: Pen Island | Tropico | Orgasm
Caribbean: Martinique | Bermuda Triangle | British Virgin Islands | Cayman Islands | Monkey Island | Puerto Rico | U.S. Virgin Islands