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“A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.”

~ Jebediah Springfield on made up words

“So does Viagra”

~ Tamia

A highly flagulous topic, made up words have been in pliage for a number of years noo. When exactly they made their entrandlement into the modicivical word system is a mystery, but there is no doubt that they are firmly gradled now and will not be telexiting any time soon. Below is a trilogical dogalog of made-up words, with their heroginations included.

  • 2pacalypse - Sorry, pac.
  • 666 - Its only a number, therefore it's not a word so it does not exist. HAHAHAHAAHFILgpgoimki!!! *dies of a simultaneous stroke, heart attack, and lung collapse*
  • 4tificailizzle - It means California.
  • 6izzlemafizzle - What Snoop Dogg sez.
  • AAAAAAA! - AAAAAAA!
  • Abbatiality - A religion in which the abbatoire is the central place of worship.
  • Abortifaciality - Abortion via production line.
  • Acid Jazz - Jazz that uses Hydrochloric Acid and Copper Sulphate as Instrument, Also means "meaningless"
  • Adiculous - Something that is ridiculously addictive (i.e. tobacco).
  • Aetiomological - Of the classification of Aets.
  • Agrenunciate - A word I made up to see if my English teacher had a clue. She didn't.
  • Algonquarium - A zoo full of Native Americans (offensive).
  • Anaesthetisiium - Freudian slip for "Anus".
  • Ansticatual - What you are called if you are a rare, rare friend of Chuck Norris.
  • Antimacassar - An opponent of the Macassarian regime in Yemen.
  • Asparagusion - Death by asparagus.
  • Ass Jazz - Piss out my ass!!
  • Ass Jizz - Male ejaculate out my ass!!
  • Azz Jizz - Usually spoken in a rasp, when two males do it (male on female above).
  • Autopsicution - The act of performing autopsy on living persons.
  • Auxhillary - Part of Senator Clinton's re-election campaign.
  • Baceenenker - A Wanker Bassisr, i.e: Johnny Christ from Avenged Sevenfold
  • Badenture - An adventure usually involving pomelos.
  • Ballcock - A tautology.
  • Ballgina - The male equivalent of a vagina; used for gay sex.
  • Bassinet - An abbreviation of 'basset clarinet'.
  • Belligreen - Archaic term for syphilis.
  • Binomad - A roaming mathematical expression.
  • Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie - *See Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig.
  • Blibber - A sort of puffy jacket with poppers, made out of whale fat.
  • Blether - Same as above, but for women.
  • Blocquiche - French food (Synonym for "shit").
  • Bon Jovi - German word meaning "Sucktastic!"
  • Bon motte - A good trench.
  • Bonsail - A small, sailing tree.
  • Bronchopneumonia - Pneumonia resulting from excessive intake of Bronchops.
  • Bulimial - Political messages subtly propagated through blinis.
  • Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide - the opposite of Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac
  • Californication - To perform sexual intercourse before marriage in the state of California. See also Sodom and Gomorrah.
  • Calligraph - A graph which shows the intensity of an earthquake judging by how disruptive it is to a team of calligraphers, employed to write all day waiting for earthquakes.
  • Callipygian - Having well-shaped attractive buttocks.
  • Cardboard Tunnel Syndrome - Syndrome in which paranoids believe that the world is made of cardboard whilst on board airplanes.
  • Cenzoiacious - From the Cenozoic era.
  • Chipolatta - Chips with milky coffee.
  • Circumambiance - The general atmosphere at a circumcision.
  • Coddle - Love of one's fish.
  • Control+Alt+Delete - The answer to all your problems!!
  • Commit - Subdued sickness.
  • Cotchology - Study of laziness.
  • Contrapcetive - A small trap placed on the female genitalia designed to ensnare potential sexual partners, and prevent further penetration. Used by over-protective fathers and Catholics.
  • Cottage Pie - A pie made of bricks. Rather unpleasant.
  • Coulomb - A measure of how close to America one is.
  • Crimples - *See Flongee.
  • Datium - Plural of 'Datia'.
  • Defraud - to repent for committing an act of fraud.
  • Destrierre - A cut of hat used only in Belize.
  • Dhiz - A terrible creature. Not to be confused with grues.
  • Disbelize - To exhibit contempt for aforementioned cut of hat.
  • Disconsolate - An album played too loudly after 11pm.
  • Distemperization - A form of exotic jazz practiced by the Avant-Guard of Chicago in the late 1730s.
  • Downtowngown - Suit.
  • Dragoman - Derogatory term for a sewage worker.
  • Dramaturgy - Illness contracted during a performance of The Taming of the Shrew
  • DurkaDurkaDoDo - Osama bin Ladin .
  • Dyslemenorrhoea - Verbal diarrhea.
  • Early English - The English Language as practiced by Earls.
  • Edixordixodixedixidixirmuidibulaiximcihtiloknarfmuiseac - the opposite of Caesiumfrankolithicmixialubidiumrixidixidexidoxidroxide
  • Effluvium - Someone made rich by their possession of great amounts of mud.
  • Eagalitarianism - Government by Eagles.
  • Eisteddfod - Welsh-language competitive festival of strange-clothes wearing.
  • Electrocute - Sweet little electrical currents.
  • Electromagnate - A businessman with a disproportionately large share of the electricity market; an electricity baron.
  • Emphashish - breathlessness caused by smoking shisha pipes.
  • Erruption - Immoral and unprincipled management of Volcanoes.
  • Escolate - Toothpaste brand.
  • Eyetooth - Unfortunate disorder in which eyes take the place of teeth and vice versa. See also: Foot and Mouth disease, a similar variant.
  • Extong - Extra Long.
  • Fatchiks - Stupidly ugly.
  • Fangorious - The manner in which one is devoured by gelatinous monsters.
  • Fergigi - A person's son.
  • Finnial - The third movement of Sibelius' twelfth symphony.
  • Flagg - The only currency with which Cash Flagg Jr. movies may be purchased.
  • Flongee - *See Crimples.
  • Fleedom - Freedom achieved by fleeing (see the French).
  • Frindle - See Pen.
  • Fucking Bitch - Your mother.
  • Fugly - Defined by the Oxford English Dictionary as 'Tori Spelling'.
  • Garbledinski - A silly, meaningless word that defies alphabetical organization.
  • Gendarmerie - A cult group in the South of France who believe limbs to be gendered.
  • Geoterrametamorphobia - A long word that makes you sound smart.
  • Gifro- A ginger person who has an afro (see Ronald McDonald).
  • God - Something made up by the elite to make an excuse for authoritarian behavior.
  • Golfish Ball - A hybrid of the fish and the golf ball. So far only an unsuccessful scientific anomalie.
  • Gonorrhoea - The period after diarrhea.
  • Gramminivorous - Animals that feed only on grammar and syntax.
  • Griffon - A substitute for a shirt and tie, applied with glue - this item of clothing is a cardboard model which, from the front angle, looks identical to a regular shirt and tie, but which from any other angle reveals the wearer's nakedness. So called, because it is "griffed on".
  • Groggogram - A gram of grog.
  • Hagtrim - Clothes worn by an old woman: usually bought from Oxfam.
  • Haler - The supplier of halos.
  • Hegemony - The national currency of the Peoples' Republic of Hege.
  • Hermeneutic - A type of crab.
  • Hexadexadecimal - Unreleased Pink Floyd album.
  • Hinterland - Home of the Grinch, where it never snows on Christmas.
  • Hirsutism - Excessive growth of the hair.
  • Hoboerotic - Erotica consisting of tramps and vagrants.
  • Holophasia - Possible result of Kitten Huffing
  • Hoppohammer - A boardgame played by nerds during a cricket game
  • Hryvna - Basic monetary unit of Ukraine.
  • Hydroguns - Hydrogen Fission powered Weapons
  • Hypermetropolia - Fictional city in which everything occurs at double speed. See also; Hypermetropolisis, a state in which a city speeds up temporarily: said to have occurred in both New York City and London on several occasions in the late 1990s.
  • Hypnognomic - Hypnosis by means of gnomes.
  • IBM - Idiotic, Brainless Monkeys
  • Iceland - A land of ice.
  • Ideolicked - A form of communication reliant on the application of the tongue to other surfaces, unique to several individuals.
  • Impostultant - Fake consultant.
  • Infarct - The state of being in violation of parking regulations in Washington D.C.
  • Intelligent - It means Stupid & Brainless here.
  • Intelligent Dance Music (IDM) - Dancing is never intelligent.
  • Intinnings - Indoor cricket.
  • Innuendo - A rude games console released in China in 1995 as a competitor to the PlayStation.
  • Intrauteffeine - New chemical element.
  • Jewbiguous - An adjewctive describing a confusing statement, usually in reference to the Jewish faith or Jews in Jewneral.
  • Konkerman - A person who is clinically insane. Addicted to custard creams.
  • Kveniertyergitherpandukosaxophonishelcorissleishlockinloeroordoerrdieestyuiuiu - Hi.
  • kwyjibo" a word mean large fat bald american ape.
  • Libellious - The National Enquirer on your nearest supermarket checkout newstand.
  • Mondey -Mispronounced French word meaning "Monday".
  • Monopeia -The view from left field, possibly a myth.
  • Meng-Chee-ness - Attitude that resembles Wong Meng Chee, also means Anti-Malaysia.
  • Mr. Winkler - A gay english teacher who got some sick.
  • NeverEver - The year Chuck Norris dies.
  • omgwtfroflmfaobbq a nerdy phrase used by people who play world of warcraft meaning WHAT THE [email protected]%K STOP SHOOTING ME B#$^H
  • Orientalisim - Like a regular Isim, but obsessed with anime. Kryptonite to Edward W Said.
  • Ocho-Ocho - An individual with rare superpowers of randomness and an uncanny ability to make his girlfriends father cry.
  • Petrified- When a pet owner makes out with his pet.
  • Pyrophobia - Fear of Pirates, most common among Yankee and Phillies fans.
  • Polytriagnalictasism - a happening where your guts are blown out after being hit with a piece of exploding sun. in otherwords punched by Chuck Norris
  • Puffters - Well, it's not in my bloody dictionary!
  • retarded - really REALLY funny! In Canada, spelled "We Todd did."
  • Rhinoplasty - Surgical procedure to alter human DNA to that of an African White Rhino.
  • Scrumtilious - The only adjective that can describe Steven Seagal's acting ability.
  • Sex- When the penis gets trapped inside the vagina and cannot get out.
  • Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop-A longer Way to say Shoop Da WhOOP Blaaaaaaaargh!
  • Shocktopus - Cross between a shark and an electric octopus.
  • Sickeldoodleflooferfoofergoodederierbiig *See Bixeryikseritotsereeoterie.
  • Supercalifragishilickalalidochus WTF was that? Mary Poppins was flying high on something.
  • Super-cal a quick version for lazy obese people
  • "T'ckchnack'lqueztlexrchkcle" The Anasazi god of death.
  • Tintinnabulation - Full-on smooshage of A-cup boobs.
  • Transinsonographicatable- An area of ocean that cannot be graphed by sonar.
  • Uluguruness - ( Ulu: Like Sakai or Wild Man; Guru: Teacher in Malay) Teacher that don't know how to teach, or teaches like wild animal.
  • Verocious - Another term for vicious.
  • Weenis - That little piece of skin on your elbow that's really lose so you can pull it.
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  • Xyzzy - Nothing happens.
  • Xyzzy(With a Brittish Accent) - Twice as much happens.....Which is still nothing.
  • your mom- a supposed insult used mostly by people with the mentality of a five year old.
  • Zoonaufagisc - A frigerator that stores sea critters.
  • Zooymama - Holy shi#.
  • Zyzxx Some place in the desert by the I-15 on the way north to Las Vegas.
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