Jimothy James Carrington (born January 17, 1962), known more notoriously as Jim Carrey (occasionally with is an asshole tagged on), is a popular Canadian-Irish actor, who tends to include abundant amounts of allegedly funny screaming, arm-waving and face making in even his more serious roles. Despite never winning an Academy Award, and possibly not knowing of the ceremony's existence, Carrey has won Golden Globes on four separate occasions, as well as a record twenty-two Golden Raspberry Awards since his crawling onto the scene in the 1994 slapstick comedy Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Since then, Carrey has hit the big time with starring roles in such high profile films as Ace Ventura: Unnecessary Sequel (1995), The Mask (1994), How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (2000) and Jim Carrey's A Series of Unfortunate Events Movie, Seriously (2004). All of this success, or lack thereof, has annoyingly catapulted Carrey into the Hollywood A-list, along with such other misplaced attention-seekers as Keanu Reeves and Pauly Shore.
After a failed abortion and several ultrasound scans making their way to conspiracy theorists across America, Jim Carrey finally entered the world on January 17, 1962, coincidentally at the same time Pope John Benedict XXIII had a heart attack and died in agony. His parents were (apparently) Kathleen Carrey, a temporary homemaker, and Percy Carrey, an accountant and musician. Carrey's parents described him as "...very hyper and on crack most of the time. Jim started out by always making funny faces and talking in weird captions. They decided to have him diagnosed, and when the only result that came back was Brain cancer, we figured that he was a comedian and immediately booked him at the local nightclub." Carrey has three siblings, John, Rita and Patricia, all of whom had decided from an early age that they would grow up to be a family band, although the idea fell flat once Jim hit it big as a stand-up comedian and famous actor, with his first major movie Dr. Suess' When the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000). He is known as a Greek God by the vast majority of Jamaican architects including James Blunt .
Carrey and his family lived in Newmarket, Ontario, Canada, home to Canada's Largest Ribfest, where Carrey attended Aldershot High School. He was bottom of the class in many subjects, including math, English and sexual education, but apparently was outstanding in drama. Carrey's acting teacher wrote in his end of year report: "Carrey was hilarious, eh? He screamed so much we died laughing! His acting is shit, but how he flailed his arms! It's aboot time someone of such comedic talent came to this school!" In his final year, Jim won several awards, such as Most Annoying, Most Likely to Star in a Stupid Comedy aboot a Pet Detective or something, Most Time Spent Screaming and the coveted Weirdest Facial Expressions. Following high school, Carrey expected to start work in the salt mines, but instead got a low-pay job doing stand-up comedy in a local Yak Yak's. He was quickly banned after attempting to defecate on club founder Mark Breslin. Because of this, Carrey moved to Los Angeles, where he joined club The Comedy Store. Carrey was soon banned for much the same reasons, but was noticed by comedian Rodney Dangerfield, who hired Carrey to perform in his tour. Carrey would shout like a maniac, scream something along the lines of "Rodney, RODNEEEYYYYYYY!!" and jump offstage, to wild laughter from the audience.
Soon, Carrey quit the tour after noticing that he hadn't received any paychecks for ten years. Jobless, Carrey turned his attention to popular PBS sketch show Nova, for which he auditioned many times, albeit unsuccessfully. Once his plans to sue NBC failed, Carrey attempted to fashion his own TV show, Carrey's Explosives, about a man named Jesus who creates an evil clone of himself named Wilfred Brimley. The show, which was pitched as a "smart commentary on modern politics", was written and directed by Carrey, who also played all the roles in the show. As the show required little in the way of effects or talent, Carrey barely needed to spend $20 whilst shooting it. After not one station would accept Carrey's pitch for Carrey's Explosives, Carrey sank into a deep depression, which only ended when he got a part in NBC's Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, a children's show produced by MTV Enterprise. Although it fell through the floor after the production and broadcasting of just two critically panned episodes which mainly featured Carrey acting like a whiny three-year-old who's constipated, despite the show winning an Emmy for art direction a month later.
Following this borderline success, Carrey used a back-catalog of smaller roles in film and TV to build up a friendship with Damon Wayans, whose brother was developing the Fox TV comedy show In Living Color. Carrey eventually got a role as a host of characters, and despite being the only white person (or "muthafuckin cracka a-hole" as Wayans referred to him, or possibly despite Carrey being part of it at all, the show gained a cult following and received rave reviews. Carrey was catapulted into the limelight, and capitalized on this with a supporting role in the Wayans' comedy Earth Girls Are Easy (1989), and followed up with a string of minor and, luckily, forgotten, film roles before finally starring in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the film that would launch Carrey's career off the ground and into a pile of stinking manure.
Carrey's first mainstream film role (aside from a series of pornographic thrillers distributed by 20th Century Fox) was as semi-retarded "pet detective" Ace Ventura in the film Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994). Carrey was approached by the film's director, Tom Shady-hack, who had seen Carrey's previous work and decided that Carrey was perfect to play the mannerisms of lead character Ace Ventura. After the film was released, Shady-hack commented on Carrey's performance: "He was pretty good, although he didn't stop screeching and hitting himself once I yelled cut a few times". The film itself was a runaway success, grossing $107 million worldwide. Carrey's performance was applauded, with Roger Ebert writing in his review of the film: "Although Ace Ventura: Pet Detective is more of a giant pungent elephant turd than a cinematic failure, lead actor Jim Carey's performance is a supremely sublime commentary about the mentally impaired, which is in itself a complex yet utterly simple in its brilliance masterpiece. I think.", and Carrey winning his first film award (albeit it being the Golden Raspberry for Worst Actor).
Carrey's other two starring roles that year were in The Mask and Dumb and Dumber, which "both would have been better without Carrey" according to critic Richard Roeper. By late 1994, Carrey was a well known, well hated professional comedy actor, dominating the covers of such magazines as B-Movie, Annoyance Weekly and MTV Magazine. In 1995, Carrey took a starring role in Joel Schumacher's Batman Forever as the Riddler. According to Schumacher, "I was originally going to make the Riddler the same complex and psychologically unnerving character as in the comics, but when Jim signed on I completely reworked the old script to make sure Jim was at home." After Batman Forever, Carrey reprized his Ace Ventura role in the commercially precious Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995). In 1996, Carrey accepted a record-breaking $40 paycheck to star in the dark comedy The Cable Guy, directed by Sir Ben Stiller. The critically panned film saw Carrey depart from his traditional "screamy shouty maniac" style and enter the far more complex "creepy stalker guy" archetype. Nevertheless, critics dismissed Carrey's effort as "not convincing, funny, bearable, edible or redeemable" in the words of James Bernadelli.
Predictably, Carrey returned to the expected "douchebag dickface" character in Liar Liar (1997), which was directed once again by Tom Shady-hack, who claimed he "had Carrey in mind" as he wrote the script. Liar Liar received generally positive reviews, a first for Carrey, and grossed a bowel-shattering $300 million worldwide. The next film Carrey starred in was borderline sci-fi comedy The Truman Show (1998). Although the film featured copious amounts of screaming, face-making and arm waving from Carrey's character, it was actually a drama as well as a comedy, and Carrey was reportedly never told this in order to keep him on the project. To make up for the fact that his paycheck for this film was significantly smaller that in his previous films, he was also told that the film contained aliens. Although The Truman Show was nominated for several Academy Awards, Carrey himself did not receive a nomination, leading to him saying "it's an honor just to be nominated...oh no" and then running of in tears during his Oscar telecast. Unfortunately, Carrey did win a Golden Globe for his performance, proving once again the stupidity of the Golden Globe committee.
In Carrey's second disturbingly critically successful film in a row, Man on the Moon (1999), Carrey played deceased comedian Andy Kaufman, as he would any other role. Carrey did win a Golden Globe, but critics noted the visible difference in expertise between Carrey and Kaufman himself. For example, Roger Ebert noted: "Whilst watching Man on the Moon, I felt a distinct flurry of emotions; anger, as I resent the fact that Jim Carrey of all people was chosen to play comedic mastermind Andy Kaufman, hate, of Jim Carrey, rage, at the generally downwards-bound quality of the film, and sexual tension, because wow! Does Carrey work out?". Carrey's next film was Me, Myself and Irene (2000), with which he returned to the Farrelly brothers, who had directed him in Dumb and Dumber. It was followed by the 2003 comedy Bruce Almighty, again directed by Shady-hack, which, despite being identical to most of Carrey's previous work (the film's tagline stated that "If you liked any Jim
Carrey movie you'll like this!") grossed a nuclear $85 million on its somewhat disrespectfully-chosen Memorial day opening weekend, and $484 million worldwide. 6% of this immense sum went to Carrey, who immediately spent it all on bags of pre-roasted marshmallows.
Carrey's next film, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004), had Carrey playing a man who wipes his memory. Directed by Charlie Kaufman, the film won lots of awards and a further Golden Globe for Carrey, which was given to him because "he screamed loudly, yeah this is pretty much a bandwagon award" according to the committee. The quality of Carrey's following films receded to its expected low. Whilst the gloomy, sadistic, overly-atmospheric A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Movie (2004) was released, Carrey got a star on the Canadian Walk of Fame for unknown reasons. His next films were the remake Fun with Dick and Jane (2005), Yes Man and The Number 23 (2007), about a dog-catcher who becomes obsessed with the number 23. Carrey said that he had fun acting in 23, as it "gave him opportunities to express his full acting skill". Carrey's most recent film to date is Mr Popper's Penguins (2011), which falls squarely into the "Hollywood bastardizations of children's classics" genre and features a spellbinding mix of live-action and CGI Jim Carrey.
After finishing filming on Mr Popper's Penguins, Carrey reportedly signed on to make Dumb and Dumber III: The Search for Spock (2012) with the Farrelly brothers again in the directors chair. He has expressed delight in doing so, saying that "The original Dumb and Dumber was awesome with me in it and look what happened to the second one without me! Number three has a plot about evil terrorists or something, and I'm writing the script." Fans of Dumb and Dumber are reportedly in denial. Carrey plans to open his own supermarket chain at a future point, which is apparently to be named "Black Shit".
Throughout his life, Carrey has married twice and is now a grandfather. His first marrige was to a sadly female waiter at The Comedy Store named Melissa Womer. Recalling the night they met, Womer said: "Well, I saw Jim and he leapt on me and we began making out, and the next day we were in the woods and married and hungover. It was probably the alchohol, well, I hope it was the alchohol." Their marriage lasted several days, after which the pair hastily divorced. Unfortunately, Wormer turned out to be pregnant and gave birth to Carrey's first and only child, Jane Erin Carrey, nine months after the divorce. Much, much later, Jane Erin herself had a child, meaning that a dismayed Carrey was now a grandfather.
Carrey's second marriage was to Lauren Holly, a woman he had been working with on the set of Dumb and Dumber. According to Holly's lawyer, Carrey had married her just to impress Wormer, whom he has divorced several hours before his and Holly's wedding. This marriage lasted close to a year, probably because Holly did not know. Apparently, Jim met with Holly in 1997 to tell her that they were divorcing; Holly was left confused as Carrey stole her credit card numbers.
- He won them for his roles in Batman Forever (1995), The Truman Show (1999) and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004) and his directing efforts in the 2009 short film Jhofdohifjhi.
- Yes, you can buy waiters there.