Johann Steinholdt Wilson

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article very remotely related to Johann Steinholdt Wilson.

Completely false name made up for the express reason of giving the Billy Ocean entry a ridiculously mismatched European sounding birth name.

Johann Steinholdt Wilson is a family man/woman who has 149 children, which are half sheep, half people. This person obviously comes from New Zealand. He likes long walks on the beaches, and icecream at sunset.

Wilson was arrested on March 1, 1937 for making sweaters out of his children and eating their remains.