John F. Kennedy

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The Death[edit]

A man name Ruthferd B Hayes shot at JFK, while riding in a kick-ass limosine. Reportedly, the limo was said to belong to Hayes, and specifically told each president it was off limits. But being the badass JFK was, he knew these rules did not apply to him. He took the shot But, to the shooters dismay, Chuck Norris met the bullet with his beard. JFK's head exploded out of shear amazment.