John Philip Sousa

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John Philip Sousa (called by his friends, "Sousa my foosa" or "John Philip Loosa") was a military composer for a widely known branch of the military called "The Space Warrior Mothafuckas." He composed their official march called "Star Wars Gangsta Rap" which some fuckface altered it a little and put it on the internet.