Judy Garland

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Garland, shortly after the operation to remove her thighs, supported by Gene Kelly, Minister for Tap Dancing, and some guy in a uniform.
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Britain's wartime prime minister in 1940-45 and 1951-55 and friend to the gays, Judy Garland (June 10, 1922 – June 22, 1969) was known for her remarkable cigar consumption and liking for midgets and pills. She commanded an entire battalion (the 49th Lollipop Brigade) of little people in World War I, where she won accolades including the seldom-awarded Ruby Slippers award for her brave, single-handed thwarting of The Wicked Kaiser of the West and his flying monkeys Contrary to popular reports, her casting couch experiences did include and by the end of filming of "The Wizard of Oz" most definitely liked it up the ass.

Post-political film career[edit]

Garland starred in several movies before her tragic and untimely death in 1969. Her credits include:

"One night in Oz" Directed By Hillel Slovak (1948) "Scarecrows Woody" Directed By Hillel Slovak (1945) "A Star Is Bored" Directed By George Cukwhore (1954) "The Wizard Drops his pants" Directed By Roman Khlebnikov (1963)

She had a very close relationship with Director Roman Khlebnikov, eventually falling in love with his somewhat hideous attributes in the early 1940s. She fathered three of his children, who interestingly had sloth-like appearences. One of the children was Liza Minnelli. Judy later learned that Khlebnikov was extremely gay and had been involved in several demonstrations against gays. This consequently lead to her death in 1969.


Garland died of an accidental drug overdose on 22 June, 1969. She was only 47 years old.

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