Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/June 10

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June 10: Try a new type of crappy food day; Processed Food Product Appreciation Day

  • 31964 BC - World population reaches 15.
  • 31963 BC - World population becomes 14.5 after strange boulder incident occurs.
  • 31962 BC - Space hobos forced back into ocean once and for all, there is much rejoicing.
  • 69 - A new way of having sex is invented. Although not the 69, oddly enough. It was the much less popular 1^1^1, which never really caught on.
  • 1932 - Harlem renaissance poet Langston Hughes writes the first Yo momma joke.
  • 1992 - The Cherokee race becomes extinct due to over population of Grue
  • 2000 - Family Guy revived after 12th cancellation.
  • 2005 - Rosie O'Donnell explodes from over-eating again. Out of 9 lives she now only has one left. yeah, right
  • 2006 - Wayne Rooney kicks a football on live television- crowd goes wild.
  • 2007 - The second coming of Elvis occurs. First words are 'I was just kidding everybody...uh huh'
  • 2007 - David Letterman tells something funny. Local black community want him on the KFC menu.
  • 2007 - The King's second drug problem is hailed when he is found dead at a Toronto Convinience Store near the cave he was hiding in.
  • 2007.5 - Pete Sampras declared worlds first lead-eating champion by default after being held-up in traffic for tournament duration
  • 2007.72512 DaveFromMars confirmed alive. He had been celebrating "69 Day" with "a certain female friend".
  • 2010 - First Koala goes to the Moon, makes a thrilling scientific discovery and wins the Nobel Prize. Everyone makes "Aww..." noises. Nine thousand disillusioned Koalas top themselves.
  • 2012 - End of World War XLV (United States 77, Russia 12)

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