“Doooo Do do doo, Doooo do do doooo, Dooo dooo dooo doo dooooooo.”
One thing seems abundantly clear: a kazoo is NOT a whistle. Much controversy was aroused by the Kazoo-Whistle War of 1812, which was fought after Charles Darwin argued that kazoos evolved from whistles. This conflict was cut short by the invention of the bagpipe whereupon both parties immediately dropped what they were doing and started the Hundred Years' War to rid the world of the bagpipe.
How to use
Many have died in an effort to contain the mystical power within the kazoo. Al Addin (no relation to Aladdin) was the first to successfully harness this power, but his life was brought to an unfortunate end when he suddenly felt the icy grip of death upon him. No one since Al has dared to accomplish his feat; many have turned to master the mystical powers of the Rubik's Cube instead.
Recipe for making a Kazoo
- 3 telephone wires
- 1 carpet sample
- 4.35 toilet paper rolls
- 7 headache pills
- 1 average-size elementary school music class
- 26 sheets of sticky back plastic
- 1 handful raisins
- And no eggs!
- a kazoo factory
Instructions: Stir in a pot for 12 minutes on medium heat. Simmer, and serve with fresh coriander.
- A metal kazoo was used by Gary Burghoff to stab Al Sharpton 150 times during the filming of an episode of The Little Bastards.