Kinder Surprise is an invention by adults to make children think they've been given a treat, when actually they've been fobbed off with cheap rubbish.
The adverts on TV for Kinder Surprize used to claim:
Its 3 things in one!
1) A Surprise 2) Some Chocolate 3) A Toy
This does sound pretty exciting doesn't it.
1) A surprise? Thats just jargon and doesn't mean anything! 2) The less said about this the better, I think this 'Chocolate' was responsible for some of my more interesting childhood vomiting stories. 3) Yay! A toy! Whooooo!
The toys suck. More often than not you'll get a jigsaw or a limited edition model.
So in conclusion, if anyone ever offers you a Kinder Surprize:
Just. Say. No.
Serious, if you want sweets get them to buy you a mars bar or something. This just isn't worth it, and is another example of the rebellion and lies that adult present to the younger generations.
As Oscar Wilde once said: "Won't someone please think of the children."