King Boo

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King Boo
Classification Ghost
Position Terror of the universe
Weapon Tongue
Loyalty N/A
In it for Revenge on Luigi and Mario.

King Boo is a cursed ghost who is somehow best buds with Petey Piranha and likes to eat ice cream or chocolate bars in his spare time. King Boo once lured Luigi Mario into Luigi's Mansion to try and eat him, but Luigi fought back with a bazooka, although Nintendo lied in the game Luigi's Mansion and said it was some stupid vacuum cleaner 3000. What a rip off. He came back from the grave when some scientist, just for the heck of it, revived him with a cool gadget thing. He then invaded Mario games and met Petey Piranha and Waluigi, and, after killing Waluigi, went on a crime spree with Petey Piranha. In his spare time, King Boo enjoys vandalizing Wikipedia, and enjoys watching Nickelodeon when he has no one to scare.

King Boo was the first president of the United States. After being inaugurated, he was quickly assassinated, and George Washington took over the role of president. This however, is not taught in history books and in schools, because it is widely known, that America is racist to ghosts.

Other Appearances[edit]

King Boo appeared in other Mario games.

He also appears behind Larry King in many of his photos, ready to claim his spirit for his army of undead marshmallow ghosts. Despite this fact Larry King has lived long past his age expectancy of 229.

He also appears inside Mario Kart 64 Doubledash with Petey Piranha and also in Mario Kart Wii.

A Poor Joke about King Boo[edit]

Knock Snock. "Boo's there?" Boo. "Boo Boo?" Haha, you made a freaking boo boo!

Mario believed this joke to be poor quality also.

Ruler of Earth[edit]

It was prophesied in the book of Nintendis that King Boo would some day conquer Earth. It is widely believed that Michael Jackson becoming white (just like a ghost), and the creation of The Ghost Busters are clear signs of the prophesy being fulfilled.

Facts about King Boo[edit]

  • He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
  • He likes to eat Macaroni & Cheese for breakfast.
  • He once had gay sex with Big boo.
  • In 2003, King Boo said on the radio that he wants you to lick him.
  • He loves pie