Knuckle sandwich

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The double k'nuckle-sandwich with lettuce and tomato, also known as a number 4 at most American fast-food restaurants.

The K'nuckle Sandwich is a food item developed by notable adventure and sailor, Captain K'nuckles of Stormalong (not to be confused with the similarly named Knuckles the Echidna). Reportedly, the first k'nuckle sandwich was created by accident when a large amount of Captain K'nuckles own knuckles, which he was prone to store above his counter-top, fell onto a sandwich that he was preparing before embarking on a routine afternoon adventuring. The K'nuckle Sandwich is primarily served in North America, but variations are served worldwide, using local and regional knuckles.

Conception and Development[edit]

Captain Knuckles, inventor the Knuckle sandwich

The k'nuckle sandwich was initally poorly received initially by the friends of Capt. K'nuckles. The young Flapjack was perhaps the strongest opponent to the sandwich, losing several teeth after K'nuckles served him several k'nuckle sandwiches one night for failing to get enough candy. Historians generally agree that this was because K'nuckles was convinced that eating a hearty sandwich increased energy and wakefulness. Additionally, Bubbie the whale also disliked the sandwich. However, despite early setbacks, the k'nuckle sandwich quickly became a “hit” in Stormalong, often being served at local bars and between individuals resolving disputes over the size of their genitalia.

Franchising and Rise in Popularity[edit]

When K'nuckles realized he had accidentally stumbled upon a delicious new type of mid-day snack, he decided to try and market the product. Originally, Bubbie the whale has hesitant to take K'nuckles out of Stormalong, but several k'nuckle sandwiches persuaded her. Soon, K'nuckles was touring the seven seas in hopes of selling his invention. On the road, K'nuckles visited many small mom and pop restaurants hoping one of them would agree to sell the product on a long-term basis. K'nuckles had a reputation for threatening to give a k'nuckle-sandwich to restaurant owners if they didn't agree to sell the product, presumably because once they took a bite they would regret their decision in passing by such a great opportunity.

After having visited hundreds of restaurants, and being unable to agree on a deal, K'nuckles gave up on his idea and headed back home to Stormalong. Around this time, he was arrested and charged with eight counts of first degree murder, seven counts of aggravated assault, six counts of rape, five golden rings, four calling birds, three french hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge in a pear tree. He was faced with $25,000 bail, and to help cover the costs began selling the k'nuckle sandwich once again and opened up a restaurant in his home town of Stormalong. The restaurant was an instant success and K'nuckles opened three new locations in the first two months. The k'nuckle-sandwich was a hit, such a hit in fact; that the citizens of Stormalong decided K'nuckles was a pretty cool guy and dropped all charges.

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