Lee Newton

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This article is about the level 27 elemental mage. For the level 32 elemental mage see Bill Clinton.

For the mythological deity, see ancient Geece.

Lee Newton is a level 27 elemental mage in War of Warcraft, jedi, not asian, and gladiator assasin. Lee Newton is also a player hater, level 7 noob, and pimp. Lee Newton hates Jesus and in 2006 fought Jesus in a lightsaber duel and subsequently lost both his arms and his left ear (see plastic surgery). After loosing his battle with Jesus, Lee became a gregorian monk and was molested by the other monks. Lee was traumatized and took his own life by stabbing himself in his genitals and bleeding to death.

Al Gore summoning a fireball in order to battle Lee Newton.

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Many people killed themselves contemplating the meaning of these words. After this, he was proclaimed master of the universe, not to be confused with He-Man, Master of the Universe!!!

His many accomplishments are as follows:
  • Gave Nick Lachey an immense amount of crabs which caused his genitals to fall off
  • Made the Ewoks gods of the universe