List of racial slurs that don't exist and that's good

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The following is a compilation of racial slurs that real racists don't use, have not coined yet, will never coin or they haven't realized they should hate those people. To add to the list the racial slur must sound somewhat funny and have no sense when applied to a real person, just like the real ones. Entries that rhyme with Tigger will be removed immediately, that orange leaping abomination is too offensive and this is a clean list!

This is an incomplete list. It may never be fully completed, or depending on its nature, it may be that we have better things to do. However, new and revised entries in the list are always welcome.

Aay[edit]

An expression of suprise or something horses eat

alimony[edit]

Designed for men who pay multiple alimonies, it would be fun to discriminate against them, but their condition is their own personal hell.

Topper[edit]

a big peice of gay on o stick with balls

Bee[edit]

The most furry of all Hymenoptera, these come in two distinct types: Reletively small ones that sting you all to hell and ridiculously large ones that scare the bejabbers out of you but don't attack.

Bigger[edit]

A slur for Big Fat Guys. However, they usually fight back by belly-flopping on you.

The bigness[edit]

A slur for any fat guy that is to Buddaish to behold by those skinny fattys

bimbette[edit]

A normal gal that actually pretends to be a bimbo. But poseur bimbos are as rare as greyscale rainbows.

bleep[edit]

The all-mighty all-purpose slur for just about anything! Coined after that blue monkey that accompanied the Wonder Twins in their shenanigans (The guy could only transform in water or ice and the gal in animals, such useless powers!) Call anyone a bleep and his feverish mind will adapt it in no time. Now, try calling your religion teacher 'a retarded bleep with a stick in the bleep' and you will be expelled!. After this, return to work, you bleep!

Wanker[edit]

one that wanks all the time

bliney[edit]

Obscure irish word that means "shiny like my grandmother's mucus"

brittlemasher[edit]

Actual word used by boy-scouts, term of endearment or one of their obscure ranks, I don't know.

See[edit]

cantaloupe[edit]

A fruit that is round, with rough skin and orange entrails.

chunk[edit]

A useless piece of man. Actually I can think of at least a dozen chunks.

cinnabon[edit]

A French woman, if seen at a shopping mall food court.

Dee[edit]

digger[edit]

Kids on playgrounds who spend all their recess time mining secret tunnels.

dingy-dangey[edit]

I think it's related to dingos and the men who love them, not sure.

doorstopper[edit]

A useless knob.

droog[edit]

'friend' in russian. I would be delighted in being called one. Also 'dry' in Dutch

Chinkroid[edit]

a game soon to be ceated by bmb777 eneterprises look for it will make fun of asains

Eee[edit]

Eff[edit]

fart niggler[edit]

  • a gaseous usurer, Aaron Steinberg.

figger[edit]

A mispelling of Figure, for math know-it-alls. Also one who's name is Mr. Fig, and owns a Figmobile.

flingey[edit]

Someone who eternally flings.

Gee[edit]

godzookey[edit]

Big, retarded, green creep who lives in the shadow of someone much bigger and useful.

gonad[edit]

Anything related, indirectly or directly with urology or reproduction could qualify.

grekkie[edit]

A word from a foreign language that I cannot remember.

Aech[edit]

Eye[edit]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK

tetsuoooo

Jay[edit]

slant chin

M[edit]

stupid bitch

Kay[edit]

ka-blammie[edit]

Fanatic of that crappy nickelodeon show Ka-Blam! They should be put to death in contraception camps. See retroactive birth control.

kazooey[edit]

an extinct human race whose face resemble kazoos

klippy-klapper[edit]

Someone who feels the compulsion to clap at the church. Human scum. I tell you!!!.

kneecap[edit]

A part of the body, actually this is a lame racial slur.

kuppie[edit]

A race of japanese fish that dress up and pretend to be human. It would have worked, but they are too fuckin' stupid.

krelboyne[edit]

In 'Malcolm in the Middle' just about anyone. I never understood what the @#*! they were talking about.

krustie[edit]

I would be very offended if I were compared to a mediocre lackluster fictional clown.

Chad[edit]

a person who really likes asian stlye fryed chicken and sucks at discus

lachey[edit]

Someone who enjoys the residual fame of a Simpson.

lackey[edit]

Someone who kisses up to someone who enjoys the residual fame of a Simpson.

lemonie[edit]

Green, sour and squeezed by all suburban kids in the summer.

Em[edit]

mammophallophile[edit]

You won't believe me, but there are people who photoshop little phallus onto naked models nipples, they have clubs and swear the girls are affected by mammophallitis, which they claim is a real disease. Disguuuuuuuuuusting!!!!

McGuffin[edit]

A narratology resource hat may or may not be connected to a real person.

meecrob[edit]

Your full of Meecrob

muggle[edit]

Used by Harry Potter fans, if you spot someone trying to use it, kick his sorry ass. This is an example of a reverse slur, the one using it is the one who is affected.

muncher[edit]

Martina Navratilova

En[edit]

noper[edit]

Someone who says 'nope' instead of 'no'. Retarded freaks!!!


Oh![edit]

Something you say when a fellow editor calls you a retarded freak

Pee[edit]

used when talking about the poddington pees

pachinko[edit]

Used for insulting someone.

paracetamole[edit]

Stupid white kids use any word they do not understand as an insult, but they are so short-termed brained that they forget it in thirty seconds and never use it again.

parakeet[edit]

Small useless bird, like the one inside your pants, sucker!

penney[edit]

Someone who resembles Billy Joe Penney, the stupidest real person to ever live. He actually entered the word 'stupidest' to the english language.

pigger[edit]

Like the "bigger" gag, these people pig out on donuts and lard.

pink[edit]

A slur used by those extrasuper cool lovegods known as the Subgenii. All hail 'Bob'!

plank[edit]

Emotionless and motionless piece of wood who is actually more popular than the silly kiddie show he came from.

pseudoephedrine[edit]

See Paracetamole.

praussy[edit]

Something ti do with an australian piece of anatomy.

prawn[edit]

Crustacean, also an enemy of the Radioactive Man. Alternate spelling pr0n

Prostitot (pronounced pro-sti-tot)[edit]

A young girl who dresses slutty to get the attention of older males. also see Rape and Molestation victims.

prong[edit]

A word that I wrote in my notebook back when I studied english.

pronk[edit]

Travis Hafner of the Cleveland Indians.; i.e. a mexican obsessed with illegal leopard skins from the vampire, trumpet, t-rex tee-pee silly nannie praries of the fisticuff catskills of candyland mountain.

Queue[edit]

something the British do for no apparent reason

ARR![edit]

Pirate word only a person called Jim Lad knows. ( i think its the masons again)

ricoh[edit]

A brand of crappy products handled by slave labour. Offensive!

rigger[edit]

A Rigist.

Ess[edit]

schlomo[edit]

Yiddish word that I bet is used in a wrong way.

Shefferly[edit]

self-explanatory

slocko[edit]

Someone heard 'Loco' in spanish and thought it was yiddish. Stupid.

snicket[edit]

Retarded like Jude Law in a Jim Carrey movie.

squealer[edit]

Someone who does not like physical contact.

stomper[edit]

Someone who stomps on tiny insects...much like america...not france, they fry little insects...mm BBQ sauce

stooge[edit]

Rather outdated, too many fans of Moe, Larry and Curly, they actually thank you for using it, and the rest of us should kick your ass for complimenting nerds.

strife[edit]

Someone who steals a dead friend's cooler identity to make others like him

Tea[edit]

Another masonic word used in the clergy. ie, more tea vicar.

third-baser[edit]

Someone who has never made a home-run.

toad[edit]

A bloated, slimy, disgusting batracian not to be confused with the whiny and pathetic frog (CROIX!!!!).

trihoppers[edit]

I don't know, man. I didn't do it.

trochemochey[edit]

In Mexican spanish; 'Troche moche' means 'everywhere'.

WATERSEDGE[edit]

WHAT WHAT WHGAT

tunaspeaker[edit]

Pple who have a strange habit of going on about tuna. Sir Skip Jack and Sir Dolphin Friendly were great tuna speakers.

tuck[edit]

A pathetic tellow who is thonetically challenged and says things like "mothertucker"

You[edit]

how dare you

Vee[edit]

Double You[edit]

A reference to the person being doubled over and given surprise sex up the wrong un

Washeteriadrite[edit]

A demeaning sociological term used only in advanced sociological studies. Refers to used shoe salesmen who spend most of their time hawking their wares in front of a landromat (a.k.a. washeteria in Texas) or haberdashery.

Wonkey[edit]

Word invented by the grandmaster of all... THE ONE NICK. he has no idea what it means but its catchy...

Word to your mother[edit]

A phrase used by vanilla ice in his hit songice ice baby Since then black people have taken it as an insult and threaten ti "pop a cap" into the ass of anyone who use it around them.IKNOW OF THESE THINGS.

Eggs[edit]

Strange oval objects full of puss that chickens hide up their bums.

Why[edit]

Because.

Zed[edit]

Zed's dead baby, Zed's dead.

Zeeeebra[edit]

referance given to skinny cows