List of songs by Weird Al Yankovich

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“Can't you see, MP3, that you're stealin' from me? You should've bought a CD!”

~ Wierd al yankovich on the Napster controversy

Wierd al yankovich is a relatively unknown musician who is often confused with "Weird Al" Yankovic

To those who do know about him, he is known for songs that parody certain songs & make fun of certain parts of pop culture; yet are often racist, sexually explicit, or otherwise offensive. Because of the nature of these songs & the misattribution to him, "Weird Al" Yankovic has started a manhunt for whoever's responsible (namely, Wierd al yankovich). Zohl, svbpmld nrmrgifv fmw nrmrofe hfxpyzooh yrtgrnv.*

The List[edit]

Here is the list of all the songs Wierd al has performed, what album(s) they were on, & whether they're parodies or not.

Song Album(s) Original, Parody, or whatever?
7-Eleven Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin
12 Drugs of Christmas Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "12 Days of Christmas"
12 Pains of Christmas Ally Foozee Parody of "12 Days of Christmas"
50 Ways to Get Bin Laden Pitbull Hat Parody of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon
A Bag of Chips & a Dog Good Hair Day Parody of "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd
A Whole Nude World Ally Foozee Parody of "A Whole New World" from the movie Aladdin
All I'm Gonna Do Walking With Dynamite Parody of "All I Wanna Do" by Yellow No. 5
American Pie (Bill Clinton version) Walking With Dynamite Parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean
Answering Machine (Friends parody) Good Hair Day Parody of "I'll Be There For You (Friends theme)" by The Rembrandts
A Salute to Breasts Dare To Be Smart Original
Asshole Son Good Hair Day Parody of "Blackhole Sun" by Soundgarden
Baby Got Jack Off the Shallow End Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Back That Ass Up South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut soundtrack Original
Ball Star Walking With Dynamite Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
Barney's on Fire Ally Foozee Original
Because I Got High Off the Shallow End Original
Beer Polka Off the Shallow End Original
Bi, Bi, Bi Pitbull Hat Parody of "Bye, Bye, Bye" by N'Sync
Bimbo Number 5 Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega
Bin Laden Bomb Song Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)"
Bomb Iraq! Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys
Bomb Osama Pitbull Hat Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio
Bong Song Ally Foozee Parody of "Thong Song" by Sisqo
Born in East L.A. VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Parody of "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteen
Burning Down the Church Wierd al yankovich In 2-D Parody of "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads
Cat's in the Kettle Good Hair Day Parody of "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin
Chewbacca, What a Wookie Wierd al yankovich Original
Combo Number 5 Pitbull Hat Parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega
Cows With Guns Disco Party! Original
Darth Maul Walking With Dynamite Original
Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) Wierd al yankovich Parody of "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) by AC/DC
Disco Party! Disco Party! Original
Doin' the Peter Polka Pitbull Hat Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Don't Shoot, Mr. Postman! VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Parody of "Please, Mr. Postman!" by Diana Ross & later B*Witched
Don't Touch That! Off the Shallow End Parody of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer
Ebaums World Sucks Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "A Walk in the Park" by the Nick Straker Band
Elmo Kills Barney Ally Foozee Original
Elmo's Got a Gun Off the Shallow End Parody of "Janie's Got a Gun" by Aerosmith
Eminem vs. Bob the Builder W.W.A. & the Posers
W.W.A.: Greatest Hits
Mash-up of "My Name Is Slim Shady" by Eminem & the "Bob the Builder" theme
Eskimo unreleased Original
Evil Barney Bus Driver Ally Foozee Original
Evolution of a nerd feat. N.E.R.D. unreleased Parody of "White Wedding" by Billy Idol
Freeballin' Good Hair Day Parody of "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty
Fuck the Macarena! Good Hair Day Parody of "The Macarena" by Los Del Rio
Furby Prank Call Good Hair Day Orignal
Gay Mambo 69 unreleased Possibly a parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega
Gettin' Sticky With It W.W.A.: 69 Miles & Limpin'
W.W.A.: Greatest Hits
Parody of "Gettin' Jiggy With It" by Will Smith
Gilligan's Titanic Island VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Original?
Gonorrhea Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio
Goin Huntin' Off the Shallow End Original
Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
Heart Attack 5 Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega
Hello, I Love You (Let's get Tested for AIDS) Even Better Parody of "Hello, I Love You" by The Doors
Hooker on the Corner Pitbull Hat Parody of "Genie in a Bottle" by Blink 182
I Did it All For the Cookie Pitbull Hat Parody of "I Did it All For the Nookie" by Limp Bizkit
I Did it All For the Wookie Walking With Dynamite Another parody of "I Did it All For the Nookie" by Limp Bizkit
If You Want To Be My Intern Walking With Dynamite Parody of "If You Want to Be My Lover" by the Spice Girls
I love to Ass Rape Children Straight outta ya mums anus Parody of "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa
I'm a Wigga W.W.A.: Efil4zaggiw
W.W.A.: Greatest Hits
Original
I'm Not Canadian Ally Foozee Original
I'm Too Sexy (Elmer Fudd version) Off the Shallow End Parody of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred
In A Gadda Da Vida Disco Disco Party! Disco version of "In A Gadda Da Vida" by Iron Butterfly
In A Gadda Da Vida Polka Wierd al yankovich Polka version of "In A Gadda Da Vida" by Iron Butterfly, with some parody lyrics.
In Da Tub Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent
Internet Sandman Pitbull Hat Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica
I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Original
I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus Weird al yankovich Parody of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus"
Isle of Survivor Pitbull Hat Parody of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor
Istanbul (Not Constantinople) Off the Shallow End Original
It's a Long Way to the Top (to Protect Your Article) Pitbull Hat Parody of "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)" by AC/DC
I Wanna be a Stormtrooper Dare To Be Smart Original
I Whip it Out Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Kermit the Frog on Weed Off the Shallow End Original
Kill the Wabbit VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Parody of "Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner
Killing My Software Good Hair Day Parody of "Killing Me Softly (With His Song)" by Roberta Flack
Kiss My Mother#%@$in' Ass Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Original
Kosovo Pitbull Hat Parody of "Kokomo" by The Beach Boys
Last Vote for Al Gore Pitbull Hat Parody of "Last Train For Clarksville" by The Monkees
Late Night With Letterman VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Original?
Let's Go Smoke Some Pot! Off the Shallow End Original?
Livin' La Vida Homo unreleased Another parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Livin' La Vida Yoda Walking With Dynamite Yet another parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin
Livin With a Slut Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "Eminence Front" by The Who
Make my Boobies One More Size Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears
McDonald's Girl Wierd al yankovich Original
Men in Brown Pitbull Hat Parody of "Men In Black" by Will Smith
Microsoft Christmas Good Hair Day Parody of "Jingle Bells"
Minimum Wage Ally Foozee Parody of "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins
Mo' Booty Mo' Problems Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Mo' Money Mo' Problems" by Notorious B.I.G.
My DNA Walking With Dynamite Parody of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People
My Fart Will Go On Walking With Dynamite Parody of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
My Girlfriend Died VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Original?
My Girlfriend is Inflatable Even Better Parody of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer
My Name is...Darth Vader Walking With Dynamite Parody of "My Name is Slim Shady" by Eminem
Nine Coronas Wierd al yankovich Parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack
Nine Inch Claws Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Original?
No Hoochies Ally Foozee Original?
Runescape Noob Song Pitbull Hat Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
Oops, I Farted Again Pitbull Hat Parody of "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears
Oops, I'm Pregnant Again Pitbull Hat Another parody of "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears
Oops, I Shit in my Pants Pitbull Hat Yet another parody of "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears
Osama bin Laden: Dead or Alive Pitbull Hat Parody of "Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi
Pet Names for Genitalia Dare To Be Smart Parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel
Please Don't Wear That Thong! Ally Foozee Parody of "Thong Song" by [[Sisqo[[
Rice, Rice, Baby Off the Shallow End Parody of "Ice, Ice, Baby" by Vanilla Ice
Saddam Hussein Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba
Secret Asian Man Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers
She Gotta Pee Pitbull Hat Parody of "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy
SmokaBowla Off the Shallow End Original
Stan VHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Original
Star Trek Rhapsody Wierd al yankovich In 2-D Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen
Star Trekkin' Disco Party! Original?
Star Wars Cantina Disco Party! Parody of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow
Star Wars Gangsta Rap Good Hair Day Original
Star Wars Theme (disco version) Wierd al yankovich Disco version of the "Star Wars" theme
Take A Bath (Wash Yourself) Pitbull Hat Parody of "Shake Ya Ass" by Mystikal
Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair Wierd al yankovich In 2-D Parody of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver
The AOL Song Good Hair Day Parody of "Rockin' Pneumonia (and the Boogie Woogie Flu)" by Johnny Rivers
The Beer Song Dare To Be Smart Original
The Bill Gates Song Good Hair Day Original
The Devil Went Down to Jamaica Even Better Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band
The Gay Barbie Song unreleased Original?
The Jewish Rap Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Original
The Microsoft Empire Strikes Back Good Hair Day Original
The Peter Griffin Rap Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer
The Real Filipino Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
The Real Slim Santa Pitbull Hat Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
The Taliban Can Pitbull Hat Parody of "Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr.
Three Inch Tool Pitbull Hat Parody of "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish
Titanic Walking With Dynamite Original?
Toast Pitbull Hat That's the best Wierd al song ever!
Ugly Girl Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua
Ukrainian Woman Wierd al yankovich In 2-D Parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who (later covered by Lenny Kravitz
Uncle Fucker South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut soundtrack Original
Vagina unreleased A parodie! A parodie! To make it absurder than it was!
VHF theme VHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Original
What if God Smoked Cannabis? VHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About Parody of "One of Us" by Joan Osbourne
Walk with an Erection Ally Foozee Parody of "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles
Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear Wierd al yankovich Parody of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
WarCraft Rap Pitbull Hat Original
Weenie in a Bottle unreleased Parody of "Genie in a Bottle" by Blink 182
We Will F*** You Gay prostitue Parody of "we will rock you" by Queen
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay? Pitbull Hat Parody of "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys
Who Let the Cows Out? Walking With Dynamite Parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baja Men
Who Wants a Recount? Pitbull Hat Another parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baja Men
Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up? W.W.A.: Straight Outta Central Falls
W.W.A.: Greatest Hits
Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem
With Legs Wide Open Pitbull Hat Parody of "With Eyes Wide Open" by Creed
Windows 95 Sucks Good Hair Day Parody of "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones
Wonderbra Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ Parody of "Wonderwall" by Oasis
Wrong Foot Amputated Dare To Be Smart Parody of "Come Out and Play" by Offspring
Y.O.D.A. Disco Party! Parody of "Y.M.C.A." by The Village People
Yoda Smokes Weed Off the Shallow End Original
Yoda Sunscreen Wierd al yankovich In 2-D Original
You're a Porn Star Pitbull Hat Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth
You Still live with Your Mom Off the Shallow End Parody of "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi
Zelda Walking With Dynamite Parody of "The Legend of Zelda" theme

Mis-Titles[edit]

Wierd al's songs are often mis-titled. So, If any of the songs above are unfamiliar to you, please check this chart

Wrong Title(s) Right Title
Another Brick in the Wall (Newt Gingrich)
Parody of Another Brick in the Wall
A Bag of Chips & a Dog
All I Wanna Do (Bill Clinton version) All I'm Gonna Do
The Friends Song Parody Answering Machine (Friends parody)
Baby Got No Back
I Hate Big Butts
I Like Small Butts
I Like Big Butts
Baby Got Jack
Let's Bomb Iraq Bomb Iraq
Chinese Combo Number 5 Combo Number 5
I'm The Only Gay Eskimo
Only Gay Eskimo
Eskimo
Goin' Huntin' Deer Goin' Huntin'
Hooker in a Bottle Hooker on the Corner
Enter Napster
Napster Sandman
Metallica Against Napster
Napster Land
Internet Sandman
Survivor Parody Isle of Survivor
Bitchney Spears Make My Boobies One More Size
Microsoft (Bloatware) Microsoft Christmas
Hi, My Name is Darth Vader My Name is Darth Vader
Pet Names Pet Names For Genitalia
Bomb That Iraqi Boy Saddam Hussein
Coca-Cola Weed song
Smoke A Bowl
SmokaBowla
Star Wars Disco Star Wars Theme (disco version)
AOL Sucks The AOL Song
The Vagina Song Vagina
Backstreet Boys Are Gay
Backstreet Boys - We're All Gay
Which Backstreet Boy is Gay?
He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated Wrong Foot Amputated
hey now, your a porn star You're a Porn Star
The Legend of Zelda theme
Zelda Nintendo theme
Zelda
  "theme from from South Park"

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