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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Loophole.

A hole in spacetime through which you can thread a needle.

It is a rare place indeed, and, irritatingly enough, it is impossible to thread a needle anywhere else. As soon as a loophole is discovered, millions of housewives flood to it in an attempt to finish the scarf they had been working on since last loophole.