“Ma Ying-jeou saves little children”
“It's a bird... It's a plane... It's SUPERMA!”
“Ma Ma, Ma Ma Mia!”
“Ah Jeou--he's like, the new Ah Bian, only ÜBER!”
|Date of Birth:||December 25, 0|
|Place of Birth:||Yellow River|
|Political Party:||Taiwanese Communist Party|
According to studies published by Xinhua, Comrade Chairman Ma Yingjiu is the only last hope to liberate Mainland China from Chinese rule, formally establish the Republic of Taiwan on China on the Chinese Mainland, and declare its independence from the Republic of China on Taiwan (commonly known as China).
- Ma Ying-jeou's real name is actually Ma Yingjiu. But he is under the disguise of Ma Ying-jeou, so others would not recognize his real identity. Ma Yingjiu is in reality a legal alien from outer space, originally from a planet called "China." This is what many of his political opponents say to insult his alien heritage.
- Ma Ying-jeou is the younger brother of Jesus. He is also a brother of Hong Xiuquan, also a brother of Jesus. It was Hong Xiuquan who started the Taiping Rebellion, the first stage of the Communist Revolution. Ma Ying-jeou is the chosen one destined to complete the Revolution.
Quotations from Chairman Ma (馬主席語錄) a.k.a. "The Little Blue Book"
“We don't need to reunify with China. We ARE China. The only reunification we need is to have the rest of the world reunify with us!”
“Liberate Taiwan from Bandit Chen!”
|President of China