Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana

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The Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana.

The Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana, sold at quality samurai supply stores everywhere under the slogan "The best a samurai can get" is the weapon of choice for samurai and ninjas. Said Gillette of the Mach 3 upon its announcement, "We have been closely listening to our customers and have developed a product which meets the butchering needs of samurai, to help them chop, hack and sever their very best. We at Gillette believe that the Mach 3 embodies the future of dismemberment and decapitation."

The revolutionary new blade system incorporates an advanced, triple-bladed design to deliver a smooth, close cut, gently severing arms, legs, heads and torsos. The multi-bladed design distributes the force of the cut, resulting in substantially less irritation to the skin as it severs limbs. Because of its triple blade design, it is able to provide an effective 27% increase in clean, smooth kills, according to benchmarks. Field effectiveness reflects the boobies benchmark, with a 29% increase in ass kicking efficiency.

The Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana with two blade cartridges retails for 599999 yen, and a 4-pack of refill blade cartridges costs 799998 yen. It's not as much as it sounds.

Discounts can be obtained from most good stores if you flip out whenever you want.

In addition to completing the cycle of flowers, the mach 3 triple bladed katana will also serve as a fan. Hang it up on your wall, and it will blow moist air across your living space. When you utilize this feature in combat, your opponent will begin to trip on a cloud, and will be picked up.

An optional accessory for the Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana is the Nuclear Powered Crossbow.

*Gilette Corporation not responsible for injuries to you, kittens, your family, or mudkips

  • Lighting the mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana on fire is NOT a good method for recreating NEDM.
  • As stated above using the Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana for a ceiling fan is not recommended for children's bedrooms.

Things Capable of Blocking a Strike from a Triple Bladed Katana[edit]

Although rare, these legendary items do exist, and are as follows

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The Mach 3 Triple Bladed Katana, sold at quality samurai supply stores everywhere under the slogan "The best a samurai can get"