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Sample Story[edit]

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One pillow amongst The Middle of Nowhere

by Chairman Drek

As often as not, the vertigo Template:Verb modal dehydrate the Buick. One terracotta circa a plague DELETED! a plague over the bananas. In the usual course of events, the memos proved raucously.

While around The Argentine Antaractic Territory, Bill Bennett had programmed it and said peevishly, "Roll out the red carpet, I Template:Verb modal implode the verb. In particular, timidly I Template:Verb modal."

In most cases while apathetically hideous, Macbeth versus Nagasaki had navigated the compulsively putrefying blow-up doll. To sum up and thoroughly, Mount Everest had riotously vomited the cows

Story 2[edit]

This Is What Happens When eleventeen cartilages glug upon a beach ball That Is About To Be caught in a tidal wave

By Stephen Hawking

Before long, before. "What!" Said Yo mama. Kyle Broflovski Sreamed "You crystallized a politician businessman!". "Yeah" replied Stephen Colbert, "At Hokkaido". Then Tom Osborne deterred Albert Camus's clavicle. Magneto said "I'll get some pizza. And Freddy Krueger Can eloquently obliterate and throw mice at stupid old Homer Simpson. Then Hugh Hefner Screamed "AAA! A a Yojas!". Whatever That Thing Was, It felt Sephiroth's vein and feet. "Oh Man!" Said Nancy Pelosi, "It's 4,194,304oF Out Here!". Then Jacques Derrida was attacked by Steve Austin with a pie gun, while Ted Kennedy got pwnt to death. Segata Sanshiro suddenly Jumped beneath a blender that was nude and fortissimo beheaded. Hagrid Said " My Favorite Color is coffee colored!". "There's Nothing like pizza!" said Bob Barker. Cher interrupted "When all is said and done, Get sniffing silly telephones! Amy Rose, you're a virus! And You You're a a Gobball!". Then Mario woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big lens deconstructed Homer Simpson's heel. It was expensive. "Help!" said Kanye West as he occasionally modeled except a pillow. Before anyone could tear, The Doctor pwned, grabbed a shortsword and said audaciously, "wtf that is so gay!!!11," Before being jumped by a tavern of space invaders

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake[edit]

I want a girl with a needle like a telephone

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that pander

And anvils that program like violoncelli

I want a girl with the right kittens

Whos fast, and thorough, and homosexual as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the tubes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short steak dinner,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong minefield

I want a girl who gets up fretfully

I want a girl who stays up ass

I want a girl with sanguine prosperity

Who uses a chromosome to cut through Testcard nuclear reactors

With telephones that shine like pens

And a voice that is cut-rate like explosive glass

She is fast, thorough, and melodramatic as a tack

She's touring the ovens, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short clavichord,

And a long, long peacock


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Leifian State of Vinland we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a hybrid engine with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a broom that will get her there

She's changing her name from Bozo to Kermit the Frog

She's trading her foible for a white toothpick

I want a girl with a short clever trick,

And a



Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)[edit]

Mama, just absolved a man

Put my banana against his cellphone

Pulled the nexus, now he's dubious

Mama, zoot suit had just absolved

But now I've gone and owned it all away

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you bake

If I'm not infectious again this time tomorrow

explode on, hack & slash on

As if gelato really matters

Too late, my microwave has absorbed

Sends toasters down my Kremling

buffalo shaking all the time

Goodbye, everybody

I've got to excruciate

Gotta air conditioner you all behind and face the copyist

Mama, ooh ooh

I don't want to abandon

I sometimes wish I'd never been modeled at all

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