Making up Matrix quotes

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Tamia, your stupid ass singing ain't gonna fuck up any more of my movies, like you did to Speed II

"Take the blue pill, and the story ends. You go back to Making up Alicia Keys quotes and believe whatever you want to believe. Take the red pill, and you'll continue reading Making up Matrix quotes and I'll show you how deep the Wikipedia Universe goes ..."

~ Morpheus on making up quotes
So are you taking the red pill or the blue piil?

Gimme the Blue Pill! I can't handle the truth![edit]

OK fine. Here!

"Can't I take both?"

~ Neo on making up quotes


"Aw, come on! Pleeaasse???"

~ Neo on making up quotes


"Couldn't I take the Purple one?"

~ Neo on making up quotes


"But we both are colorblind."

~ Neo on Morpheus


"Have you ever heard a quote that you were so sure was real? What if the first time you'd heard of that person was from that fake quote? How could you tell the fake quotes from the real quotes?"

~ Morpheus on making up quotes

"Fake quotes are everywhere, they are all around us. Even now, in this very article."

~ Morpheus on making up quotes

"What is Uncyclopedia? Control. Uncyclopedia is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this.

~ Morpheus on Uncyclopedians

"Uncyclopedia is the wiki that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."

~ Morpheus on Uncyclopedia

"Amen! Preach it dude!!!!!"

~ Alicia Keys on the above quotes

Agent Smith Quotes[edit]

This is actually what Agent Smith really looks like in real life. Really.

"I want to share with you a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your site. I realized that it's not actually a reference wiki. Every reference wiki on the internet tries to in some way reflect reality, but you Uncyclopedians do not ..."

~ Agent Smith on Uncyclopedia

"My colleagues believe that I'm wasting my time with you, but I think you want to do the right thing."

~ Agent Smith on the Ancient of O's and Tamia

"Oscar wilde.... is a disease, a cancer of this planet, he is a plague, and we are the cure."

~ Agent Smith on Hobbits

"My name is Smith. Agent Smith."

~ Agent Smith on James Bond

"Ahhh... Tamia bitch! Surprised to quote me?"

~ Agent Smith to Tamia

"Tamia Hill, it appears you have been editing two Wikis..."

~ Agent Smith to Tamia

Morpheus Quotes[edit]


"You all look the same to me."

~ Morpheus on Republicrats

"Do you think that´s a quote you're reading now?"

~ Morpheus to Neo

"Don't just think you quote, know you quote"

~ Morpheus to Neo

"I imagine you must be feeling a little like you are feeling now and thinking the thoughts that are in your mind. Also, also look at the world the way you see it and not any other way."

~ Morpheus to Neo

"Now when I say, go to the adjoining room, you will be safe there for the moment... Go.. Now! Now, keeping low, go through the door ahead of you, turn left. Open the door to the balcony. Now, go through the door and then jump off the balcony."

~ Morpheus to Neo

Neo Quotes[edit]

Neo encounters a glitch in the Matrix.

"Edits. The problem is edits."

~ Neo on the Edit war

"Wikis hacking wikis ..."

~ Neo on Uncyclopedia Vandalism

"My name is Thomas."

~ Neo to Agent Smith

"Now, where did I leave my car keys?"

~ Neo to Agent Smith

"No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's always right."

~ Neo to The Architect

Trinity Quotes[edit]

Trinity's brief appearance on Final Fantasy X-2.

"That was a long time ago."

~ Trinity on paying taxes.

"The line was traced, I don't know how."

~ Trinity on using stencils.

Oracle Quotes[edit]

"Come on, Neo! Do the robot!"

~ The Oracle on MTV.

Spoonkid Quotes[edit]

"Do not try and edit the wiki. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
"What truth?"
"There is no wiki."
"There is no wiki?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the wiki that you edit, it is only yourself."

~ Neo and Spoonkid on Uncyclopedia

Keymaker Quotes[edit]

"I didn't create the quote, it's an 'illusion' and that's a quote."

~ Keymaker on Neo

Minor Character quotes[edit]


Oscar WildeWinston Churchill
AnonymousAlbert Einstein
Christopher WalkenSun-Tzu
Benjamin FranklinMark Twain
Thomas JeffersonArthur C. Clarke
Noel CowardJohn Wayne




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~ Mr. Rhineheart (Neo's boss) on Wiki Administrators

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~ Robert M. Frost on The Path Less Traveled. (of the One)
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