Making up Matrix quotes
"Take the blue pill, and the story ends. You go back to Making up Alicia Keys quotes and believe whatever you want to believe. Take the red pill, and you'll continue reading Making up Matrix quotes and I'll show you how deep the Wikipedia Universe goes ..."
Gimme the Blue Pill! I can't handle the truth!
OK fine. Here!
"Can't I take both?"
"Aw, come on! Pleeaasse???"
"Couldn't I take the Purple one?"
"But we both are colorblind."
RED PILL FOREVER!
"Have you ever heard a quote that you were so sure was real? What if the first time you'd heard of that person was from that fake quote? How could you tell the fake quotes from the real quotes?"
"Fake quotes are everywhere, they are all around us. Even now, in this very article."
"What is Uncyclopedia? Control. Uncyclopedia is a computer-generated dream world built to keep us under control in order to change a human being into this.
"Uncyclopedia is the wiki that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."
~ Alicia Keys on the above quotes
Agent Smith Quotes
"I want to share with you a revelation I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your site. I realized that it's not actually a reference wiki. Every reference wiki on the internet tries to in some way reflect reality, but you Uncyclopedians do not ..."
"My colleagues believe that I'm wasting my time with you, but I think you want to do the right thing."
"Oscar wilde.... is a disease, a cancer of this planet, he is a plague, and we are the cure."
"My name is Smith. Agent Smith."
"Ahhh... Tamia bitch! Surprised to quote me?"
"Tamia Hill, it appears you have been editing two Wikis..."
"You all look the same to me."
"Do you think that´s a quote you're reading now?"
"Don't just think you quote, know you quote"
"I imagine you must be feeling a little like you are feeling now and thinking the thoughts that are in your mind. Also, also look at the world the way you see it and not any other way."
"Now when I say, go to the adjoining room, you will be safe there for the moment... Go.. Now! Now, keeping low, go through the door ahead of you, turn left. Open the door to the balcony. Now, go through the door and then jump off the balcony."
"Edits. The problem is edits."
"Wikis hacking wikis ..."
"My name is Thomas."
"Now, where did I leave my car keys?"
"No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's always right."
"That was a long time ago."
"The line was traced, I don't know how."
"Come on, Neo! Do the robot!"
"Do not try and edit the wiki. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth."
"There is no wiki."
"There is no wiki?"
"Then you'll see that it is not the wiki that you edit, it is only yourself."
"I didn't create the quote, it's an 'illusion' and that's a quote."
Minor Character quotes
"You have a problem with authority, Mr. Anderson. You believe that you are special, that somehow the rules do not apply to you. Obviously you are mistaken. This wiki is one of the most totally awesome wikis on the Internet because every single editor understands that they are part of a whole. Thus if an editor has a problem, the wiki administrators have a problem. The time has come to make a choice, Mr. Anderson. Either you choose to respect the wiki administrators from this day forth or you choose to find yourself another site. Do I make myself clear?"
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both, I chose the Blue path, and the story ended. I woke up in bed and believed I had taken the path less traveled."
~ Robert M. Frost on The Path Less Traveled. (of the One)
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