Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/March 22

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March 22: Water Day

  • 3400 BC - Citizens of Atlantis become so enamored with water that they decide to sink their island into the sea, which is principally composed of water.
  • 1745 - Water day is officially recognized by fish for the first time; when asked why fish officials reply, "for the halibut."
  • 1894 - Using "frozen water", the first playoff game for the Stanley Cup starts.
  • 1941 - The state of Washington enslaves water to generate electricity using the Grand Coulee Dam.
  • 1997 - Tara Lipinski, age 14 years and 10 months, becomes the youngest champion of the women's world frozen water walking competition.
  • 1999 - Oprah drinks water on her show. Water sales triple among women.
  • 2005 - Water invades New Orleans, Congress declares war on water.
  • 2008 - Four year old Amanda Dinkleschmidt celebrates water day by giving her goldfish some water.