Marketing executive

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A marketing executive is a smallish, rather smelly species of rodent, rodentius skwilleriferus.

Typically active during times of acorn production, they will scurry to and fro hopelessly gluing small bundles of buttered toast to the backs of cats.

Marketing executives are utterly dependent on, and form a rather disgusting symbiotic relationship with, a species of blue-green algae known as investment bankers.