Martha's Vineyard

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The exact location of Martha's Vineyard.

Martha's Vineyard (constructed June 8, 2077) is a small island off the coast of Massachusetts. Built in the future as a theme park tribute to the remains of New England, an explosion in the reactor room on the day of its unveiling threw the entire island into the past, making it a permanent feature of the United States landscape.

Currently, the only remaining traces from the future are the high cost of everything (from 71 years of inflation), and the sophisticated robotic death army that lies dormant deep underground.