- This article is about fishing (no, really - it is). For some other popular hobbies, see Masturbation (disambiguation).
The Dopefish will be fooled into eating master bait because he will think he is seeing Commander Keen; when he is trying to eat him. The oceans may be infested with the Dopefish seen in Commander Keen.
Master bait is used a lot in the fishing industry. Alaskan sea men use master bait to capture tasty lobsters for people to submerge in butter for a better taste. Sea men make millions of dollars; just because they have the opportunity to masturbate while using their master bait. The essence is created from a particle called the "Master-Bait-ion," which move around in a repeating motion forward and backward until chemical synthesis.
- People often find good sperm to fish out of their testicles.
- Animals will end up with cut-up gums when they fall for the bait.
- Stuff that sperm whales are sucked into.