Max Planck

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“Is he related to Max Headroom?

~ Tamia

The maximum size planck that can be used for a given task is the Max Planck.

It is calculated by taking four minus the square root of the width of the Min Planck, writing that number on a piece of paper, and walking about shouting it until someone can't take it any more and tries to beat you over the head with a board of wood or a size greater than that of the Min Planck.

This number is known as Planck's Constant.

Some piddling scientist had the idea to become famous by naming himself after a number, and so henceforth he was Max Plank.

Credited with the discovery of the Brontosaurus.

Although he actually didn't, actually did invent Planck length.