Miś Uszatek

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Mis Uszatek, the Polish equivalent of Golem (being much smaller and much less famous), is a bear-like creation of a drunk genius, that was initially designed to be a beer bottle opener. Unfortunately. by the time the final project was submitted for production, new "twist top" caps were introduced.

The inventor committed polish suicide, realising that he was the one who also designed "twist tops". The unfinished project was redesigned to include multiple concealed nuclear rocket launchers and a calculator. The calculator has proven to be the single most difficult part of the multi-million dollar project, that was eventually abandoned in the late nineties.

The bear-like creation is famous for a song "pora na dobranoc" witch means go fuck yourselves