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“Do you have need for erection, but find you are lacking agility, stamina, aggression, or all of the above? try Miagra. I demonstrate for you. You like from front or back?”

MiagraTM, is a product similar, but indefinitely better, than Viagra.


If you are in need for having sex, but find that you are lacking qualities that would make your sex enjoyable, you should try Miagra. Here are the key things needed to enjoy sex that Miagra can help with.


Do you find need to have massive penis while fucking your wife/husband? Well, Miagra is helpful to that area. Viagra may give you 8 inches for 4 hours, but Miagra give you 27 miles for 50-100 hours! Your wife you love you fucking her in the vagina! Your husband will have his ass split open from the immense mass of your huge and staminate cock!


Dart in and out quickly with the Leopard Miagra! The shape-shift to a leopard will give you awesome agility that will allow you to be agile while fucking! Go left and right really fast for intense cumming! Your wife's vagina will be so covered in cum you'll want to drink it!


Elephant. Stamina. Intense. Fucking. Hard. Long. 300 hours straight. 'Nuff said.



~ Client's wife on Aggression Miagra

“I went really hard. REALLY HARD!”

~ Retard on Aggression Miagra

Tiger Miagra give you aggression! You need to go in hard? REALLY HARD? You need to go in so hard you cum till the end of time? Your tip breaks off? Your wife screams really loud? Your penis breaks off? GET THIS NOW BITCH!!! FUCK HARD AND LONG AND AGGRESSIVELY!!!!


For many men, they are unsatisfied with the shape of their fuck-rod. Many have the boring fat, juicy, long, and hard cocks. How many can say they have a cock shaped like an elephant? Or a tiger? Or a leopard? EVERYONE WILL SOON WITH MIAGRA!!!