Miami Vice

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Miami Vice was a TV show in the 1980s, two decades after homosexuality was invented by the dirty hippies. It is regarded as the pioneer that made gay mainstream. They are now widely regarded as fashion icons of the period, and later reprised their role as trendsetters in Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.


John Donson plays a police officer named Davy Crockett, affectionately referred to as the "King of the Wild Frontier" by his partner, Rico Chubbs. Many a fanboy has debated which man is the femme, since they both seemed to have both sides of the scectrum, with their expensive sportscars, Ray-ban sunglasses, stubble, and colourful suits. The show didn't seem to have a plot but whatever they were doing, they sure managed to look cool doing it. Kajagoogoo, pastels, and communists; overall, the 80s were a time we'd all rather forget.