Michael Eisner

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The result of the misguided sodomization of Wilfred Brimley by Hades, lord of the underworld, Michael Eisner is the CEO and figurehead of the authoritarian empire of Disney, ruling it through fear and eliminating those that dared to question him such as Mr. Toad or the Dreamfinder. Without routinely performing fellatio on Walt Disney himself, Eisner would have no doubt ended up as a mere stain on Dick Cheney's birthing cot. However, the "man with the mouth of golden viscera" was able to keep his tongue to the grindbone, and today is one of Hell's most successful dictators.