Microsoft Patch Day

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Microsoft Patch Day occurs on the twenty-third Tuesday of every month. On this day, an army of robot slaves thunder out from Bill Gates' secret underground lair and apply self-adhesive patches to the gaping holes left in Microsoft's giant inflatable headquarters that have been pecked by angry penguins in the indeterminable period since the last Microsoft Patch Day.