It is a widely known fact that the drink contains mind-alterting toxins, and is used by the goverment as a method of mind control. This explains the presence of 'Midori Month', and how each child receive a free shot of Midori each time he visits the doctor, like a good little boy.
Girls, with their lack of bits, aren't allow to go the doctor, and I hope they get the plague.Aswell as genital warts!!
People Who may drink it
- Bill Gates
- Angelina Jolie
- Fiona Robertson, the greatest one of all. she is the almighty ruler of any and everything.
- Elizabeth Nash, part one of the ultimate superhero Lizman. She will come one day and save you all from the bloody reign of the deluded one-Fiona
And, above all-