Midori

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Midori is a green drink, made from Ireland. It was invented by the Amazons, who later founded Japan, and created the world 'Midori' meaning 'green alcohol'.

Cool people drink this. Are you cool?

It is a widely known fact that the drink contains mind-alterting toxins, and is used by the goverment as a method of mind control. This explains the presence of 'Midori Month', and how each child receive a free shot of Midori each time he visits the doctor, like a good little boy.

Girls, with their lack of bits, aren't allow to go the doctor, and I hope they get the plague.Aswell as genital warts!!

People Who may drink it[edit]

And, above all-

SIDE EFFECTS[edit]