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Mike can refer to:

Mike can also mean:

  • Mike, my friend next door. The guy with the PS3. Do you remember him? You don't? But we spent all the night chatting! You don't remember him? The guy with the funny t-shirt? No, no, the other guy. The one who was dancing. No, he wasn't drunk. No, no, the other. Yes, no, no, he didn't have a limp leg. The one with the short hair. No, not that one, the other one. The guy with the, umm, what do you call those things... can't remember right now. Mike. FUCKING MIKE, for fuck's sake !!!
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