Mikhail Maslyuk

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So who the hell is this guy?[edit]

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Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Mikhail Maslyuk. We are sorry for their blatant retardedness.

Vague reports made by members of the 13th rifle brgiades report a certain Mikhail Maslyuk to have been present at the battle of Stalingrad. This is much disputed, as whether the Russians were present at the battle of Stalingrad is still up in the air, along with the question: "Does Russia have an economy?" Several major historains have agreed that the Germans simply died.

Mikhail Maslyuk was supposed to have said a previously unheard of phrase, "the motherland" He is supposed to have been the only Russian to have used the phrase.

He is currently the only surviving member of the battle of Stalingrad. He was shot for not dying for this country, but lived because Jesus found the whole thing hilarious and thought someone should retell it. Unfortunately, he's crazy. Absolutely nuts. Claims to have shot this guy.

His life[edit]

Grew up in Russia. Joined the army. Shot some stuff. Shouted about the Motherland. Got shot. Went crazy.

His current condition[edit]

This guy is friggin crazy. Total nutjob.

Why should you care?[edit]

You really shouldn't. At all.

Mikhail's Opinion On You Deleting His Article[edit]

He does not approve. He considers it a crime against the motherland.