Modred

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MORDRED

Arthur you owe me child support

~ Morgause on baby Mordred and his daddy

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Mordred OR Simon isKing Arthur's illegitimate son by his half-sister Morgause. His half-brothers are Gawain, Agravain, Gaheris, and Gareth.




His accomplishments

he killed and ate Lancelot

he is Marilyn Manson's brother

he dropped out of school

he was the great grandson of lord baby Jesus

as a Boy he was raped by Satan

he fought in vietnam

he invented the fire extinguisher

Friends[edit]

Morgause his mum

Agravain His half-brother

Marion Zimmer Bradley

Anne Frank

Jesus his great granddaddy

Sarah Silverman

Larry David

Grendel

Voldermort

peodo bear

Cain


Enemies[edit]

King Arthur his dad and you thought you had daddy problems

Lancelot

Gawain,Gaheris, and Gareth. His half-brothers

Mary Hoffman

Hitler

C.S. Lewis