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Moonshine is a popular lemonade in Kentucky.

It is also known for it's mind altering qualites.

Captain Kirk of Star Trek has found it quite valuable in forgetting the queerness of his past life. While fucking women.

Still believed to be a popular illegal beverage made in barns, and other out of the way places in West Virginia.

Bo and Luke Duke of Hazzard County can be seen using the substance to chase off boss Hogg and his pigs. Usually in a highly explosive matter. Dukes of hazzard (movie).

The national drink of Norway. Made everywhere and only killed a few so far. Mix it with coffee and drink. Recipie: take a cup. put a coin in the cup. fill coffee in the cup until you can`t see the coin, then fill moonshine until you can see it again. enjoy!