Mosbology is the "study" of pancakes and any other thing that doesn't have its own science. But mostly pancakes. Because they're tasty.
Mosbology was started by an unknown group of pancake fanatics. The identities of these original Mosbologists have been lost in the sands of time, but expert historians estimate that the original group consisted of 4 to 6 members; all of them obese and unemployeed. These pancake-lovers began to study as many different aspects of pancakes, and pancake-like foods, as they could: Texture, taste, behavior under abnormal gravity conditions, and so on and so forth, etc., etc. After roughly 6 months of studying, the Mosbologists realised that they had uncovered any and all mysteries behind, in front of, or to the side of the pancake. They had the books written. They had the pictographs in full color. They had their pancake plates clean. What were they to do? Mosbology went into a coma for an unknown amount of time(it's time of origin is unknown, also) In 1922, one, Dr. Galvinite discovered a solution to the problem of Mosbology after stumbling across the subject in a library book. He suggested that the Mosbologists begin to study things that didn't have a scientific study name of it's own; and include it into the subject of Mosbology. The idea was a resounding success. Mosbologists began to study sponges, speakers, cups, candles, sunglasses, and an infinite number of other mundane objects. Thus the modern science of Mosbology was born.
TIM LAMAY DID NOT INVENT MOSBOLOGY, BUT IS THE GO-TO GUY FOR ANY MOSBOLOGY INFORMATION!
Mosbologists of Note
- Winston Churchill
- Richard Simmons
- Tim "Snackpak" LaMay is the utmost informed doctor man/and or woman in the art of mosbologing, and uses this science to improve is social standard.