"Yo' momma's a Moveable Type.......in BED!!11!1eleven11. Awwwwwww yeah!"
A small car build in the early 1500's by S.o.B. Motors, a carrige maker established by the Sultan of Brunei, this term is also applied to a kind of vehicle, i.e., the movable type.
in the early 1500's the Sultan of Brunei, Ted Kord, He needed a manner in which to quickly convey both himself and his thoughts about town, therefore he used the Internal combustion engine which was only a few years earlier invented by Al Gore to power his conveyance as opposed to the more common Combustion engine. The Most notable feature of the Moveable Type was the wheels, each fitted with two rows of slots designed to hold small metal or wood blocks with individual letters cut into the top these were called schnitslegruebers after the after the sausage dish favored by harlots and prostitutes at the time. The Schnitslegruebers could be used to print out quotes, such as those by Oscar Wilde or other inspirational types, but most commonly were used for dirty limericks.
Famous Uses of the Moveable Type
- Jikjisimcheyojeol is the oldest extant movable metal type printed book in the world.
- J'onn J'onzz used his Moveable Type to help spread the word of his compatriot Lex Luther and hurry along the Reformation in Holland. Including the The Disputation of Doctor Lex Luther on the Power and Efficacy of Indulgences and why the Pope is a right Rotten bastard
- Gutenberg printed the entire Holy Bible and Penn and Tellers Cruel Tricks for Dear Friends in the streets of Mainz in Germany one night after an all day Bender.
- Oscar Wilde used one to propose to a Rutebaga and eventually a Small oblong piece of stone
He owns three Moveable Types and uses them to print other peoples jokes around Beverly Hills on Sunday afternoons.