Mr. Obvious

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Not to be confused with Captain Obvious. I don't want to have to rip off your head and crap in your neck edit this again, okay?

“This is a quote...”

~ Mr Obvious

“You're reading this...”

~ Mr Obvious

“If a tree falls in the forest, and there is someone around to hear it, it makes a sound.”

~ Mr Obvious

“Betcha didn't see that coming, did you? Well, actually, I guess you probably did see it coming.”

~ Mr Obvious on His attempt to be unpredictable

“ It's Raining.”

~ One of his more commonly quoted sayings. Especially in Britain.

Mr. Obvious, also known as Avin Sinanan and Michael Cera, relishes in being comfortably obvious about many things.

People die if they are killed

Mr. Obvious' History[edit]

Born Oscar Obvious, though often known by his stage name, Chaim Haviaktz, he progressed through an unremarkable childhood and adolescence, Obvious was originally a mild mannered man with no readily apparent qualities and no direction or ambition in life. One day, however, he stepped in a puddle. "This puddle is wet!" he exclaimed, in shock."No Shit. Way to go, Mr Obvious," said a passerby.

Suddenly, the uncertainty of where to direct his life melted away and an epiphany took hold. It was all obvious. He would go around the world, helping to point out the evident, conspicuous, and readily apparent to anyone who would listen, as well as the people who wouldn't. Mr Obvious has received his fame for his deeds of great ceremony and public acclaim, characterised further by their complete lack of merit, usefulness, purpose and audience. Mr Obvious is known as a man remarkably devoid of all semblance of wit, a sense of irony, entertainment, and ability to experience the various emotional states of levity.

Mr Obvious' Current life and sidekicks[edit]

Mr Obvious is distinguished by a neon orange cape with silver reflective trim and a brilliant scarlet jump suit. A huge yellow-and-black sign on his chest is emblazoned with the words, "MR OBVIOUS". A portable neon lighting system causes his outfit to to flouresce.

Mr Obvious' first sidekick was Readily Apparent Boy. He was famed for always being readily apparent. He then got a job in The Army, where you always have to be readily apparent. JOIN IT!!!

Mr Obvious current side kick is Sarcastic Boy, who is often heard shouting replies to Mr Obvious such as, "Realllly, Mr Obvious?" and, "Gee, thanks Mr Obvious, I never could have figured that one out myself!" in order to provide a foil to Mr Obvious' character through (obvious) sarcasm and cynicism.

The Mr-Obvious-Mobile[edit]

Mr-Obvious-mobile is an eighteen wheeled fire-engine red vehicle equipped with sixteen flashing strobe lights and a Tornado Siren. It also has a giant rotating sign lit up with 672962 light bulbs on the top which reads: "THIS IS MR OBVIOUS'S MR-OBVIOUS-MOBILE" The three huge hydrogen-fueled rocket boosters of the vehicle are ineffective as a source of propulsion, but when they are ignited at night the vehicle produces enough light to be seen by even at a distance of two and a half miles.

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