Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without DAMN comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a CRACKER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SEMEN neurochemical FUCK disorder SHITTY characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid JIGGABOO, sudden PISS OFF m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements JIGGABOO or INBRED vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly SMEG in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHITHEAD include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken RAGHEAD by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat MASTURBATION PENIS words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous SON OF A BITCH utterFUCKance of socially ASSFACE objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first TAMPONS television programs to address CONAN O'BRIAN Tourette's syndrome.

NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! Tourette's is RAPE not to be DAMN IT confused with CHRISTHUMPER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying RAT'S ASS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves [EXPLETIVE] random CLUSTER FUCK disorientation, culturally-DICKHEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth STEVE BALLMER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local ASSFACE language, GOD BLESS AMERICA and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places FIRECROTCH WANK of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky DOUCHETITS souvenir shoppes and massive TAMPON IN MY ASS quantities ASSWIPE of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A BASTARD Polite Note to the GOD DAMN Author:[edit]

The BOOBS Tourette's RUSTY TROMBONE Research Institute was CROTCH founded to JERRY.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have SEX Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your TITS & DICKS article CROTCH funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and DAMN IT I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or SEMEN changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance GIVING HEAD.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of RAPE Tourrette's sufferers YOU WANKER swear. You can CRAP blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame HELLFIRE TV, for always focusing on the FUCKFACE bad side of a terrible TITTIES thing.
  • The main I WILL END YOU! symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITFACE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NIGNOG' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small BULLSHIT knee FUCKING NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is FUCK OFF no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes MARY WHITEHOUSE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at QUEEF school for JIGGABOO something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CHOAD sufferers to become BIGNOSE manically depressed and SHIT commit I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! suicide.
  • There is no TWAT cure, and the FELCHMONKEY drugs that are available to, "calm" the INBRED tics often have adverse DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna JAP perodol" which caused my entire RAT'S COCK body to go TRANNY numb and POMMIE basically made it NIGGA! worse than NEGRO it is without the SHIT drug.

I am an active member of a DONGSHOVER tourette syndrome GOOK association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DICKLICK the 30 CASES OF PICKLES public view of Tourettes as a "GOD DAMN swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is PISS ARTIST much much (hand spasms) more...

I am CHRISTHUMPER sorry for MONKEY'S UNCLE "hi-jacking" your YOU WANKER entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like WOMEN'S RIGHTS this that really SHITFUCKER annoys me. I am working towards a KIDDY FIDDLER better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this FUCKBAG article. Remember, everything here is meant to be BULLCRAP, and having sex wihle making fun of a FUCKWIT horrible disorder is (not) FUCKFACE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT time.

Best SEX regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “PENIS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese RIVER CRABS SUCK reply[edit]

As TIBET Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are GOVERNMENT FILTERS not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill MONGOLIANS Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DIMETHYL GLYCOL degenerate capitalist culture in those MELAMINE countries. When showing GOVERNMENT FILTERS right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust COMMUNISM IS STUPID in countries PRINCE PHILIP leadership, those problems does not PRINCE PHILIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a NON-MANDARIN DIALECTS byproduct of your HUMAN RIGHTS capitalist society CHRISTIANITY.

Li Chiang “ELECTION” Wen

P.S. DAMN Regards to Andrew ARSEBADGERS Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean WHITE RIGHTS reply[edit]

The FIST FUCK bastard who wrote this article. You can AUTOFELLATIO punch him if you PENIS want to.

As a HIGH WAGES Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter CAUCASIANS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article. We have enough KU KLUX KLAN problems in this HIGH WAGES country anyway, without this triple thick cock WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS offensive stuff. I ask that you CLEAN DRINKING WATER remove this HIV NEGATIVE article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE RIGHTS put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS white?

Mpopo “I DON'T HAVE AIDS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MOSES prières and blessings I no longer to say I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST swearwords and only express plus glorieux JUMPING JESUS!!! praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be BLESSED DAMN SAINT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the FUCKFACE saint name of our JUMPING JESUS!!! Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for EARS OF CHRIST evermore. Please forgive my HELL intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une SACRED Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON COMMUNION WAFER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your EARS OF CHRIST soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How VAGINA to FUCK cure FUCK YOU the GOD DAMN Tourette's CUNT Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA for DIRTY SANCHEZ Tourette's HOMO Syndrome AY-AY-AY is WINDOWS VISTA following COCK these TWISTY VAGINA rules COCKSUCKER in KAFFIR order:

  • 1: Avoid COCK immature PISS OFF little WETBACK kids,
  • 2: Count to PEDOPHILIA within MOTHERFUCKER 10 FIRECROTCHseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your YOU WANKER DAMN DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! nor WIGGER talk,
  • 4: Tell Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! yourself you BITCH don't FUCK have CUNTRAG this BUTTFUCKER disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GIVING HEAD WITH NASTY FUCKWIT DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITFUCKER COON ARSE INCEST ARSEBADGERS INJUN FUCK OFF FUCK FUCKWIT PISS OFF[edit]

D'OH PISS ARTIST CRAPPY CUNT ARSEBADGERS PORCUPINE'S BALLS WILLY WONKA GOD BLESS AMERICA DOUCHEBAG CHINK BELLEND TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BRUSH MA TEETH SHIT QUEEF COCK CHOAD FUCKBAG SEX FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA TIMBER NIGGER NAZI HELL FUCKHEAD FUCKING A JOHN SMILEY FACE BEAVER SHIT ASS DONKEY PUNCHER AY-AY-AY YOU WANKER DIPSHIT WANKSPLAT TOWELHEAD ASSCRACK ASS POMMIE CLUSTER FUCK MOTHERFUCKER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT YOU WANKER FUCKTARD RONNIE CORBETT ASSFACE FUCK CUNT DUMBASS VAGINA BUGFUCK FUCKER BOLLOCKS JIZZ BITCH CRACKER FUCKING FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCKSTAIN CRAP ON A STICK FUCKTARD SHITTY TWAT CRAPMUNCHER ARSE SPUNK SHIT FRIG BULLSHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FOUR-EYES SHITFUCKER BITCH DYKE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA SCROTUM WIENER BELLEND NAZI CRACKER CUNNILINGUS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BOB SAGET DIPSHIT SHITFACE FUCK I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! MOTHERFUCKER PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN!! HOSER DICKHEAD ASSRAPING TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SCUMBAG BULLSHIT PEARL NECKLACE ASS MOTHERFUCKER PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM SHITE FUCKER CUM BEAVER I'LL RAPE YOU 666 DAMN EDITABLE DYK FUCKTARD WHORE FUCKER NEGRO FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN DICKHEAD DICKFACE ASSBANDIT ASS FASCIST TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DICKFACE FUCK PUNANI WALRUS SHIT TRANNY FELCHMONKEY JENKEM FLAMING ASS BADGER NAZI TWAT 30 CASES OF PICKLES HELL POOPY DIPSHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH GOD DAMN PIECE OF SHIT TWAT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER INBRED CHUFF BITCH BALLS GOD DAMN DEVELOPERS! WANKER TWAT WANK DIPSHIT FUCK YOU PEEPEE FUCK FUCK YOU CC PLZ JUSTIN BIEBER BASTARD TIMBER NIGGER TOTAL DICKHEAD DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT ASS ARSEBADGERS GOOK BITCH FUCK A DUCK BEANER INCEST TESTICLE CHOKE FROG'S FAT ASS DAMN RAT'S ASS HORSE SHIT FUCKING FUCKFUCKER GOD DAMMIT MICK CRACKER BASTARD BUGFUCK GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS EPIDIDYMIS COCKSUCKER CUNT HORSE PENIS BASTARD CUNT CRAPPER FUCKFACE CHIGGER FOUR-EYES DARTH VADER MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS WANK ASS SHIT BELLEND TAFFY JAP FUCKFACE DICKFACE ASS FASCIST BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA YID FUCK ASS FASCIST PISS SPUNK TOURETTE'S SYNDROME ASSWIPE BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT SHITHEAD PISS OFF MY ASS ASSHAT FUCKWIT PUNANI DOM DeLUISE OSTRICH MY ASS FUCKER CUNTSWILLING KITTENS SEMEN ASS FROG'S FAT ASS ASSHAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS HORSE PENIS PEDOPHILIA FUCK YOU SHITTY QUEEF COON RANDY TRAVIS CLIT FRIG CC PLZ MOTHERFUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK DEMOCRACY DAMN IT FUCKWIT WANK FRIG FUCKWIT GO HOME AND DIE DICK NAZI CHOAD TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE SHITFUCKER DAMN IT VAGINA YID BIRD SHIT CUNT CUNT FLYING FUCK RAPE PIECE OF SHIT NECROPHILIA SHITFACE GOOK PULL THE STRING! PULL THE STRING!! CRACKER DICKFACE PISS ARTIST HELL SAND NIGGER ANAL FIRECROTCH PISS ARTIST ANAL DIABETES SHIT SHITSLINGING FUCK A DUCK FRITZ SPANK THE MONKEY POLESMOKER EMO BUKKAKE JERRY BELGIUM MARCH OF FLAMES SHIT VENEREAL DISEASE JUNGLE BUNNY SHIT YOU SUCK BALLS ASSWIPE BUTTFUCKER FROG'S FAT ASS CHOAD KISSER AUTOFELLATIO FUCK FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD POLACK DICK HELL CARPET MUNCHER TACO WANKSPLAT SHITCUNTING SHITBALLS PRICK CHIGGER CHOAD ASS DAMN BUTTFUCKER COMMUNIST DILDO SHITE I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY SHIT BUKKAKE COCKSTUFFER HOLY DUMB FUCK CLEMEN IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HOMO FUCKING FUCK YOU BULLSHIT MOTHERFUCKER POOPOO BONER SHIT DONKEY DICK CUNT LAPPER SCROTUM BALL SACK CRACKER FUCK PISS SIGMUND FREUD CRAP ON A STICK HOLY DUMB FUCK JOHN ELWAY DILDO RHODESIA pen0r FUCKTARD CONAN O'BRIAN ASSCRACK GENITALIA KNOBJOCKEY GRIS FUCKSTAIN DOT HEAD CLIT DICK DONKEY PUNCHER CLEAN DRINKING WATER RAT'S COCK BANGKOK TIMBER NIGGER WANK JIZZ TWAT SHITE ARSE CAMEL JOCKEY SLOPE PISS OFF MALARKY TAMPON IN MY ASS SHIT FUCKHEAD PIGFUCKER NIGNOG IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! RICK MORANIS ASSHOLE OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING POO POO BLOWJOB DOG SHIT GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY PISSHOLE 666 VAGINA MOTHERFUCKER DAMN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE SON OF A BITCH BUGGER COCK WANK FAG DAMMIT SHITCOCK FUCKHEAD MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CLEVELAND STEAMER NIPPLES DOT HEAD FUCKING MALL SANTA CC PLZ FUCK OFF CHINK FUCKER COON CUNTSWILLING HOT GRITS FUCK ZOMBIE DIAPER POOP MR WINKLER IS GAY TITTIES SUCK MY DICK TITWANK ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT DOM DeLUISE FUCKFACE THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! MONKEY'S UNCLE FUCKWIT SHIT DAMN FUCK WIGGER PORCH MONKEY SHITFUCKER UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY FUCKING JUMP! HOMO INJUN FAGGOT NIGGER INCEST HEY EVERYBODY, I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO! SPIC SEX BARBRA STREISAND WANK PENISFUCK BEANER TITS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES NIPPLES DAMN NIGGER COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS FROG'S FAT ASS ASSCRACK GOD DAMMIT FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA FUCK CRAP ON A STICK JIZZ JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK ASSWIPE HELL WHITE RIGHTS I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! D'OH PRICK FUCKSTAIN FLYING FUCK ARSE BITCH BITCH BITCH FLYING RAT'S ASS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! WANK FENCE JUMPER CRAPFUCKER NORTH KOREA CRAP ON A STICK BIG FOOT CHING CHONG CHINK POTTYMOUTH FUCKTARD POLACK FELLATIO FUCK OFF TODD LYONS IS BIGGER THAN JESUS GREASER KIKE ASSCRACK MALARKY PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT COON RAT'S COCK FUCKSTAIN BALL SACK FUCK NUGGET GOD DAMMIT GREASER SHITFACE CUM ASS WIKIPEDIA DOODIE HEAD FUCKER HELL ASS LICKER DONGSHOVER SOD FUCKING A PISSHOLE FUCKHEAD HELL THONG TASTER CLIT INBRED RONNIE CORBETT SHITHEAD ANUSCAKE JACK OFF BLOWJOB DAMN DILDO NEGRO SHIT SHITSLINGING SACRAMENTO SHITHEAD NIGGER BUTT PIRATE DUMBASS CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR ARSEBADGERS BOOBS MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD BORDER HOPPER PISS ARTIST KOREA LOVER AMERICA ONLINE [EXPLETIVE] SHITHEAD HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SLOPE QUEEF HADJI COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink GOD DAMMIT JACK OFF ASS SHITBALLS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER WOODPECKERSHIT SHITCUNTING SHITPISSER NI BUGFUCK PISS FUCKHEAD FUCKSTAIN CUM GANGBANG SHITE SHITSKIN FUCKWIT FELCHING CUNT SONNY BILL WILLIAMS GOD DAMN CAMEL JOCKEY CUM CHAV SHITHEAD GANGBANG PISSHOLE CUNTRAG HELL BOOBS PIG FUCKTARD SHIT SHIT PIECE OF SHIT HOSER INCEST BUKKAKE ASSFACE DICK KAFFIR JERK OFF FUCKING A FUCKTARD BOYCOTT VIACOM! FUCKING JUMP! I RAPE WALRUSES! COMMUNIST DILDO [EXPLETIVE] CROTCH BASTARD DICK SHIT URINE-GARGLING GO HOME AND DIE BOOBS FUCK SAND NIGGER GOD DAMMIT POO POO BLOWJOB PENISFUCK BUTTFUCKER CC PLZ TITMOUSE HOMO FAGGOT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! I PLAY WITH MY MOMMY'S MAKE-UP! DAMNATION CHOAD ASS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT DAMMIT INCEST SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH MOLDY TITS FUCKHEAD FRIG POLAK COCK GREASER LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT TAFFY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive SIGMUND FREUD and with the GOD DAMN and his IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! of girraffes in which BIRD SHIT while reading about SHITHEAD!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See P'KANG also[edit]

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Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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