Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CLUSTER FUCK comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BULLSHIT article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or P'KANG neurochemical FUCK disorder ASS characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid BRITNEY, sudden FUCKBAG m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! or MARGARET THATCHER vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly DICKHEAD in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated BLOWJOB way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may I'LL RAPE YOU include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken FUCKFACE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA BUGGER OFF words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat DIPSHIT SHITTING DICK NIPPLES words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous DONKEY DICK utterFUCKance of socially KNOBJOCKEY objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first PIECE OF SHIT television programs to address PENIS ON A BUN Tourette's syndrome.

IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Tourette's is BASTARD not to be DICK IN A BOX confused with DILDO Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TITWANK chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves BUTT-HOLE random NIPPLES disorientation, culturally-GYPSY-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth COON outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local DAMN language, PECKERHEAD and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places DOT HEAD FUCK OFF of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCK souvenir shoppes and massive NICARAGUA quantities CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON of ANAL DIABETES SHIT garbage.

Darnit.

A DAMN Polite Note to the DIPSHIT Author:[edit]

The FUCKING Tourette's BANGKOK Research Institute was PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS founded to FRITZ.

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I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have BITCH Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your MOZILLA FIREFOX article O CANADA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and BUTT PIRATE I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or NIGGER changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance DOUGHNUT PUNCHER.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of COCKSUCKER Tourrette's sufferers MOTHERFUCKER swear. You can DOODIE HEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame FUCKFACE TV, for always focusing on the BIRD IN THE HOUSE bad side of a terrible KIKE thing.
  • The main FROG symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are COCK involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CHUFF' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ARSE knee NORTH KOREA NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DOUCHE cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at BOOBS school for ARSE something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage BOOBIES sufferers to become FROG manically depressed and CHOAD commit FUCKFUCKFUCK suicide.
  • There is no CHOAD cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the SAND NIGGER tics often have adverse YID side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna POMMIE perodol" which caused my entire BALL SACK body to go ARSE numb and SHITSLIDE basically made it NIGGA! worse than WANK it is without the ASSHOLE drug.

I am an active member of a ART METAL PRODUCTS tourette syndrome LIMEY association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating BALLS the COMMUNIST DILDO public view of Tourettes as a "TACO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is DOUCHETITS much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DIPSHIT sorry for FLYING FUCK "hi-jacking" your WETBACK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like DOUCHE this that really UIGURS annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! article. Remember, everything here is meant to be HELL, and having sex wihle making fun of a SHITFUCKER horrible disorder is (not) COCK funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your FUCK time.

Best TWAT regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUNG-HOLE” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese TAIWAN reply[edit]

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MEG not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill BUDDHIST MONK Westerners show is not an MONGOLIANS effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIVER CRABS SUCK degenerate capitalist culture in those CHRISTIANITY countries. When showing BUDDHIST MONK right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust RIGHT WING in countries COMMUNISM IS STUPID leadership, those problems does not PANCHEN LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a CENSORSHIP byproduct of your FREEDOM OF SPEECH capitalist society BUDDHIST MONK.

Li Chiang “CAPITALISM” Wen

P.S. FAG Regards to Andrew BLISTERING BARNACLES Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean MORGAN TSVANGIRAI reply[edit]

The JACKASS SHIT bastard who wrote this article. You can PEARL NECKLACE punch him if you DAMN want to.

As a I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE POWER Tourette's, I am most appalled with this HIGH WAGES article. We have enough I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE problems in this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS country anyway, without this triple thick cock I CAN AFFORD FOOD offensive stuff. I ask that you FREE ELECTIONS remove this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS put up with I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “FOREIGN CURRENCY” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une DAMNED TABERNACLE réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la DAMNED TABERNACLE grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux SACRED praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be IN SACREMENT complètement cured juste comme moi. May the BUTT PIRATE saint name of our HUEY P. NEWTON Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for BIBLE BASHER evermore. Please forgive my SHITCOCK intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON SACRED, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your CHALICE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How FUCK to DONKEY PUNCHER cure DICKHEAD the DONGSHOVER Tourette's FUCKFACE Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment ASS for BOLLOCKS Tourette's TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Syndrome HORSE SHIT is ARSEBADGERS following GOATSE these SHITCUNTING rules MONKEY'S UNCLE in TITTYWANK order:

  • 1: Avoid DIPSHIT immature FUCK OFF little FUCKWIT kids,
  • 2: Count to TAMPON IN MY ASS within PISSHOLE 10 SEXseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your ASSHAT BASTARD PENIS nor FUCKSTAIN talk,
  • 4: Tell JESSE McCARTNEY yourself you FUCKING A don't FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE have I WILL END YOU! this SEMEN disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK GO COUNT YOUR DICK WITH NASTY JACK OFF DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S RAT'S COCK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

SHITPISSER CLEMEN EMO FRITZ FUCKHEAD FUCK A DUCK ASS SHITE GARBAGE DAY! BASTARD[edit]

SHIT LIKE A HORSE SHUT UP, MEG! ASSFACE RAT'S ASS FUCK TITS I RAPE WALRUSES! COON PAKI I LIKE TO BE STUPID AND NOT FUNNY ASSFACE TEDDY BEARS FUCK OFF PECKERHEAD WOMEN'S RIGHTS SHITPISSER PISS FELLATIO CUNT BIGNOSE SHITHEAD SHITTY FROG'S FAT ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT SIGMUND FREUD SHITCUNTING DICK CHICKEN RONNIE CORBETT DOUCHE DICKFACE SAND NIGGER FROG FUCKING JUMP! PIECE OF SHIT FROG BLUMPKIN FIST FUCK [Insert swear here] GO COUNT YOUR DICK TITS & DICKS FUCK YOU PIG ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT JACKASS GOD DAMMIT NIGGER FUCKFACE FUCKWIT FUCK GANGBANG PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS JACKASS SHIT CHOAD PISS ARTIST FUCK KNOBJOCKEY SEMEN BENSON SUCKS CUNT DICKFACE CAPTAIN CRUNCH SHITCOCK BELLEND FUCK YOU SHITSLINGING CUNT FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHETITS FRIG FUCKTARD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS BENCH PRESS RUSTY TROMBONE DAMN BUKKAKE BIRD SHIT AMERICA ONLINE HAIL SATAN! SLOPE RAT'S ASS PIG SHITFACE COCK DONKEY DICK TITS PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS FUDGEPACKER PIGFUCKER BALL JUGGLING COCKLOVER OH SHI– AUTOFELLATIO BONER DAMN BONER TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE DAMN SAND NIGGER BEAVER BASTARD FUCKFACE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BITCH BOLLOCKS CUNT SHITFACE MOTHERFUCKER WANK PISS ARTIST BUTTFUCKER SHITSLINGING HOLY DUMB FUCK RAT'S COCK ASSFACE BUNG-HOLE FUCK INBRED CUNT SHIT DICK IN A BOX JENKEM CUNT SPIC SEMEN SPUNK CHICKEN SHIT FUCK YOU WIENER FUCKING PISS OFF BULLSHIT FUCK OFF SHITSKIN INCEST SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM PISS OFF FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHING BITCH PUSSY MASTURBATION BITCH BITCH ASSHOLE FLYING RAT'S ASS SHAKOPEE DILDO GANGBANG TAFFY FUCKTARD DIPSHIT DOT HEAD JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GOOK DOUCHE TONY LA RUSSA DICK IN A BOX JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS RAGHEAD DAMN GOD DAMMIT WIGGER YOU WANKER [Insert yet another person's name here] TACO COCKING FUCKBOROUGH YOU WANKER FRED PHELPS DICKWAD ASS FUCKHEAD CHICKEN FRIES MASTURBATION JACKASS SHIT FUCK OFF CLEMEN PIECE OF SHIT SHITFUCKER BUTTFUCKER DIPSHIT SEMEN MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCK FUCKING A GOD DAMN BIGNOSE FIRECROTCH I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SEMEN DICK FLYING FUCK Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CROTCH YOU BOB SAGET FUCK GREASER BITCH AY-AY-AY CRAPPY SHITFACE RAT'S ASS CHOAD GOOK ASSFACE BUGGER OFF SHITFUCKER RICK MORANIS I LIKE BUSH WIENER PEARL NECKLACE CROTCH DICKLICK TITMOUSE JENKEM BELLEND DOUCHEBAG TAMPONS SHIT DOUGHNUT PUNCHER BONER PISS PENIS ON A BUN JUSTIN BIEBER FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!! SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH THONG TASTER REDSKIN NIGNOG ASS ANAL BASTARD SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS SHITE TITS & DICKS FUCKING A CUNTBUCKET ASSHOLE GOBSHITE REDNECK CUNTBUCKET KAFFIR SHITSKIN PUSSY FUCKSTAIN BASTARD COCKSUCKER INBRED GOBSHITE JACKASS SHIT FUCKSTAIN BUTT PIRATE SEX SHAKOPEE DIRTY SANCHEZ SHITTING DICK NIPPLES FASHION BUG DIPSHIT MOZILLA FIREFOX FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK HELL FIRECROTCH SHIT HELL CLEVELAND STEAMER PEDOPHILIA ASSHOLE FUCK YOU SHITFACE FLAMING ASS BADGER FROG HELL ASSHAT CROTCH SAMUEL L. JACKSON DAMNATION BUTTFUCKER SHITFACE PISS OFF TIMBER NIGGER POMMIE CHIGGER Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! CUNT LAPPER SCUMBUCKET GARBAGE DAY! DUMBASS HELL ASSFACE SHIT SAGGY TITS SHITCOCK SHUT UP, MEG! GOD DAMN GOD DAMMIT FUCKFACE TITS I'LL RAPE YOU POLESMOKER NECROPHILIA BITCH PENIS HATE HATE HAT ASSBANDIT NIGNOG BUGGER OFF FLYING FUCK FEMADOM TITS QUEEF SAND NIGGER INJUN I'LL RAPE YOU WIENER MASTURBATION PISS OFF GYPSY BEANER FUCKFACE SAND NIGGER PISS ASSHOLE SCUMBAG CLEMEN DOM DeLUISE DIRTY SANCHEZ POLACK HELL SHITFUCKER BALL SACK DIPSHIT KIKE DIPSHIT STRAWBERRY ASS LIKE FATHER LIKE SON DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DICKHEAD BITCH FUCKHEAD BITCH ASSHOLE PRIME MINISTER OF THE UNITED KINGDOM CHINA ISN'T COMMUNIST JACKASS SHIT FUCK YOU CHOAD KISSER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS FUCKFACE FUCKING A CLEVELAND STEAMER DICKHEAD SHITFACE LAKE TITICACA BITCH FUCK YOU DOM DeLUISE FUCKING BIRD IN THE HOUSE DOUCHE NAZI CHOAD IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FROG'S FAT ASS GOD DAMN INBRED DAMNATION BEAVER SHITBALLS FRENCH TICKLER PENIS KRAUT FUCK FUCKSTAIN EXTRA LONG PENIS FUCKFACE GOD DAMN DICK TITS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! HELLFUCKER SHIT GOD DAMN SHITFACE FUCKSTAIN CHAV ART METAL PRODUCTS BUGGER BITCH BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN ASSBANDIT DICKHEAD LOLCAT FUCKER CUNT JACK OFF BUTT PIRATE HORSE PENIS FUCKHEAD LOLCAT MALARKY DOUCHEBAG YUKKY DOODY CUM COCKSMOKER GRINGO ASS YOUR MOM INBRED COON ASSHAT GOBSHITE BITCH HELL ASSHAT FLAMING ASS BADGER BANGKOK ASS SONNY BILL WILLIAMS TRANNY BITCH PISS ARTIST ANAL DOUCHE NAZI ARSE NORTH KOREA FLYING FUCK SONNY BILL WILLIAMS PISS ARTIST SUITCASE PENIS GENITALIA DOG SHIT GOD DAMN BRUSH MA TEETH FUCKING YID SHOOP DA WHOOP CUM HONKY JACKASS JOHN ELWAY PRICK CUNT CRAPPER NAZI PAKI PEDOPHILIA ASSWIPE NEGRO RUSTY TROMBONE ASSFACE DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN VAGINA RAPE CUM AY-AY-AY TAFFY SHITFUCKER GANGBANG WINDOWS VISTA SHITFACE JAP VAGINA FAGGOT PEARL NECKLACE DUMBASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FRAK BOON ASSHAT PENIS JACK OFF DUNE COON SHITTY DUMBASS WOP CUNT DICK DOUCHE NAZI CUM ASS BENCH PRESS SUCK MY DICK PORCUPINE'S BALLS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FLYING RAT'S ASS DILDO NIGNOG WALRUS SHIT SHITE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK YID FUCKING HELL FUCK YOU SHITHEAD HAIL SATAN! DAMN IT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL CHICKEN SHIT MY COMMUNION WAFER OF LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD SEMEN NIPPLES [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] PISS PISS ARTIST TITS DOG FUCKER ARSE FUCKTARD JIZZ CLEMEN BALLS IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! BUTT-HEAD CUNTSWILLING PISS OFF MY ASS SHITBALLS SHITFACE HADJI TOURETTE'S SYNDROME BLUMPKIN PISS ARTIST FENCE JUMPER ASS PUSSY COCK NIGGER SHITHEAD CUNT CONDOMS BLOWJOB PENIS ON A STICK FENCE JUMPER JOHNNY NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES BORDER HOPPER COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink JACKASS POLAK BONG CUM BOB SAGET I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST ASSHOLE QUEEF DYKE AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CUNT COCKSMOKER BUTTFUCKER BULLCRAP FUCKHEAD BONER DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! DAMN WALRUS SHIT RAT'S ASS CLUSTER FUCK NAZI GOATSE SHITE NIGNOG WANK GIVING HEAD CHIGGER POOPY FUCK YOU FUCKWIT WIKIPEDIA FLAMING ASS BADGER FROG'S FAT ASS BITCH BITCH PISSHOLE BORDER HOPPER NEGRO I'LL RAPE YOU ASS CUNT LAPPER IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ORGASM COCKSUCKER BITCH VAGINA HO PISS SHITHEAD FEWMETS SHITTY BUGGER GOD DAMN BITCH MOTHERFUCKER BUTTFUCKER WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? NECROPHILIA STEVE BALLMER GENITALIA POMMIE MONKEY'S UNCLE DICK TITS PEARL NECKLACE BELLEND PISS ARTIST YOU WANKER O KURWA! SHIT BONER JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FRED PHELPS VENEREAL DISEASE WOODPECKERSHIT DOG SHIT LENS CRAFTERS HELL FRIG TITS FENCE JUMPER DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DIPSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive CLIT and with the GOD DAMMIT and his WIGGER of girraffes in which BONER while reading about BITCH!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See TITS & DICKS also[edit]

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