Tourette's Syndrome

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For those without CUNT CRAPPER comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have a BEAVER article about Tourette's syndrome.
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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

“Shit, piss, fuck, nigger, cocksucker, motherfucker, tits, fart, turd, twat. SMA BITCHASSMOFO zaid AND FROM BJH”

~ George Carlin on this article

“My cousin and I touch each other's weiner--w--we--wein--wei--weinter WHOREFACED BITCHTITS is a cold time of year!”

~ Eric Cartman on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or FUCKING A neurochemical FUCK disorder DOG FUCKER characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA, sudden BITCH m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements ROSIE O'DONNELL or ANUSCAKE vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly FUCK YOU in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKING A way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may GARBAGE DAY! include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken SHIT LIKE A HORSE by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA DAMN words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat CUNNILINGUS I'LL RAPE YOU words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous HORSE PENIS utterFUCKance of socially POLACK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first ASSCRACK television programs to address FRIG Tourette's syndrome.

PUNANI Tourette's is INBRED not to be DOODIE HEAD confused with KIKE Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying HELL chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves FRAK random ASSHOLE disorientation, culturally-I'LL RAPE YOU-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth LANGUAGE, TIMOTHY! outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local MOTHERFUCKER language, AMERICA ONLINE and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places HELLFUCKER PIGFUCKER of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky CLEMEN souvenir shoppes and massive SHITCUNTING quantities ASS of ANAL DIABETES SHITTING DICK NIPPLES garbage.

Darnit.

A FUCK A DUCK Polite Note to the PEDOPHILIA Author:[edit]

The DAGO Tourette's CUNT LAPPER Research Institute was DICKFACE founded to CAMEL JOCKEY.

== Headline text == ass titties ass and tittes ass ass tiities titties ass and titeties I fucked ur bitch and she liked it BIRDGAME BRRRRRRR


I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have HITLER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your NI article TWISTY VAGINA funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and GOD DAMN I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or ALF changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance BUTT PIRATE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about COCKSUCKER Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of JACKASS Tourrette's sufferers CRAP swear. You can SHITHEAD blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame P'KANG TV, for always focusing on the DAMN bad side of a terrible WANKER thing.
  • The main SHITFUCKER symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are CUNNILINGUS involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'NEGRO' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small NAZI knee FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD NIGGER jerk.
  • Tourettes is MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes CUNT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at SONNY BILL WILLIAMS school for YOU WANKER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage CUNT sufferers to become WOP manically depressed and FUCK NUGGET commit CONDOMS suicide.
  • There is no BARBRA STREISAND cure, and the PRICK drugs that are available to, "calm" the HEAVEN tics often have adverse PENIS side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna BIRD SHIT perodol" which caused my entire ASS LICKER body to go WOP numb and I RAPE WALRUSES! basically made it NIGGA! worse than JERK OFF it is without the RAPE drug.

I am an active member of a TWAT tourette syndrome TIT DIRT association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating SUCK A BIG DICK the RICK MORANIS public view of Tourettes as a "JIGGABOO swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ALF much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DYKE sorry for SAND NIGGER "hi-jacking" your ASSFACE entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like MONKEY SHIT this that really CLEVELAND STEAMER annoys me. I am working towards a INBRED better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BARBRA STREISAND article. Remember, everything here is meant to be WIENER, and having sex wihle making fun of a TACO horrible disorder is (not) BUTT PIRATE funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? time.

Best Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “DONALD RUMSFELD” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle[edit]

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate. Fuck white shit stains, kill all the dirty white Nigger fuck stick ass wipes raping the world and all of real human suffering from the sun burnt fishbelly plague on humanity that those dirty honkey crackers are god damnit

A mainland Chinese SLITTY EYES reply[edit]

As LHASA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are MAO TSE TUNG IS A WALLY WHO'S WRONG! not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill DIMETHYL GLYCOL Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of BUDDHIST MONK degenerate capitalist culture in those HUMAN RIGHTS countries. When showing 1984 right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust POISON IN TOOTHPASTE in countries SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY leadership, those problems does not STUDENT RIOTS occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a 1984 byproduct of your MONASTERIES capitalist society MONGOLIANS.

Li Chiang “SUCK MY DICK, CHENNY” Wen

P.S. POLACK Regards to Andrew SHITFACE Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HYPERINFLATION reply[edit]

The BEAVER bastard who wrote this article. You can NIGGER punch him if you HOLY DUMB FUCK want to.

As a WHITE PEOPLE Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter WHITE RIGHTS Tourette's, I am most appalled with this WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS article. We have enough HIGH WAGES problems in this HUMAN RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock DEMOCRACY offensive stuff. I ask that you CAUCASIANS remove this CECIL JOHN RHODES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass HIGH WAGES put up with WHITE POWER hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not KU KLUX KLAN white?

Mpopo “WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS” Tshwane


DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK[edit]

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une IN SACREMENT réponse franco-canadienne[edit]

Je suis le Rev. OLD CHRIST OF A Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la BIBLE BASHER grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST prières and blessings I no longer to say CHRIST OF TABERNACLE swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be JUMPING JESUS!!! complètement cured juste comme moi. May the JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for COMMUNION WAFER evermore. Please forgive my BEAVER intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une MOSES Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON EARS OF CHRIST, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your MOSES soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome[edit]

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company[edit]

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

How CUNTING ASSCRACK to SHITFACE cure WIGGER the LIMEY Tourette's WANKER Syndrome[edit]

A good NAZI treatment DOUGHNUT PUNCHER for PEDOPHILIA Tourette's SAND NIGGER Syndrome PEARL NECKLACE is SON OF A BITCH following BOLLOCKS these DUNE COON rules FAG in DAMN order:

  • 1: Avoid MY ANUS IS BLEEDING immature FRED PHELPS little CLEVELAND STEAMER kids,
  • 2: Count to ASSHAT within TWAT 10 SHITFACEseconds,
  • 3: Do not open your PUSSYLICKER TITS FUCKER nor BULLSHIT talk,
  • 4: Tell FIST FUCK yourself you FELLATIO don't NIGNOG have JESSE McCARTNEY this WHORE disease,
  • 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK PICKANINNY WITH NASTY [Insert dumb, possibly made up racial slur you've never heard before here] DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CUNT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

WOMEN'S RIGHTS SON OF A BITCH ASSHOLE GOD DAMN PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS ROSIE O'DONNELL FUCK WIENER CHICKEN SHIT DICKHEAD[edit]

BELLEND BULLSHIT FUCKSTAIN TWISTY VAGINA WIENER SHITTY MICK SON OF A BITCH DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! DICKFACE CRACKER FOUR-EYES RAPE PISSHOLE JOHN ELWAY PENIS YID TAMPON IN MY ASS PIGFUCKER BITCH DAMMIT ASSHAT RAT'S COCK ASSHOLE BUGFUCK FAG SHITSKIN AY-AY-AY RAT'S ASS JACKASS CLEMEN DAMN IT ASSFACE ORGASM RAT'S COCK DOUCHE FUCKHEAD DUMBASS D'OH JENKEM PISS UP MY ARSE FUCKHEAD MOCKIE CHOAD FUCKER CHROME-PLATED, T-REX-MOUNTED HITLER ACTION FIGURE WITH EXPLODING CHAINSAW CANNON I AM CORNHOLIO! PUNANI SHITFACE PORCH MONKEY I AM CORNHOLIO! TACO SHITE SHITTY COCKING FUCKBOROUGH WHORE CHOAD TRANNY DAMN IT PUSSY FUCKING A WANK BULLSHIT TWAT HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DAMN ARSE FUCK A DUCK DAMNATION DICKFACE TWAT WARNER MUSIC GROUP ASS CUNT D'OH SOD OFF WANK GYPSY WANKSPLAT ASS KAFFIR 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT MY ANUS IS BLEEDING PISS ARTIST GANGBANG SHITPISSER SEX BUTTFUCKER BUTT PIRATE DICKLICK CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT BASTARD RAT'S COCK FUCKING A DYKE GENITALIA CUNT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST BASTARD DAMN CRAP TAMPONS SHITCOCK DICKFACE SHITHEAD SHITFACE TRANNY DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 INCEST BITCH DYKE WIGGER ASSHOLE TWISTY VAGINA FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CHENEY CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE LOGJAMMER FUCKFACE FROG'S FAT ASS RAPE HELL TITTIES TAMPONS DOG SHIT BASTARD FUCKSTAIN BITCH ASSHAT GARBAGE DAY! NAZI PISS UP MY ARSE FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK FUCK lowercase SHITFACE YOU WANKER SHITFACE SHITSKIN MOTHERFUCKER DAMN FUCKBAG SPANK THE MONKEY CUNNILINGUS FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCK CHRISTHUMPER SHIT LIKE A HORSE 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT DAMN IT YOU WANKER PRICK POLESMOKER LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! NIGGER RANDY TRAVIS ASSCRACK PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS CAMEL FUCKER DAMN ARSE GOD BLESS AMERICA GIVING HEAD CLEVELAND STEAMER JOHNNY PISS POLACK CLIT FUCKWIT MOTHERFUCKER FLYING FUCK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKER PISS ARTIST BUKKAKE HAIL SATAN! ASSHOLE ANAL DOUCHEBAG COCKSMOKER FROG HO BELLEND SPIC SHITPISSER TAFFY BUTTFUCKER FUCKSTAIN SHITTY CHOLERA IS FUN! JENKEM PUSSY SEX DONKEY PUNCHER CUNT I'M GOING TO UNPROTECT THE MAIN PAGE DEVELOPERS! JOHNNY HUMAN RIGHTS NIGGER DICK IN A BOX DOUCHE BLISTERING BARNACLES HELL 666 ASSCRACK suck my mothers WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? SEMEN JERK OFF CRACKER GREASER SOD NIGGER ASSFACE DONKEY PUNCHER DON'T FUCKING TOUCH THE NOTICE CHIGGER BITCH INJUN CHOAD FUCK WIKIPEDIA FUCK suck my mothers DAGO MOTHERFUCKER MARGARET THATCHER MINORITIES Tourette's Syndrome ON WHEELS!! WIGGER COCKING FUCKBOROUGH TOWELHEAD DICKHEAD SHITSLINGING HELL PIG FUCKER ASSCRACK GOD DAMN TAMPONS HORSE PENIS SHIT BALLS FUCKING A CLUSTER FUCK JACKASS GOD DAMN I'LL RAPE YOU MONKEY SHIT THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! BOOBIES BULLSHIT COCKGOBLIN ASS MR WINKLER IS GAY IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! TAFFY DAMN SUCK COCKS IN HELL! BOOBS I WILL CHRIST YOU A HIT OF FIST THONG TASTER FUCK COCK SACRAMENTO SUGARTITS FRITZ HELL BATHING SUIT AREA FUCK OFF VENEREAL DISEASE RAPE COON TWAT SHITSKIN DARTH VADER DUMBASS HO IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! FUCKER DOUCHING ASSWIPE SHITSLINGING ASS LICKER SHIT HELL GOD DAMMIT MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS NEGRO FEMADOM PENISFUCK MOTHERFUCKER REVERTING AN ADMIN EDIT THAT KILLS THE ARTICLE MACACA MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE POMMIE HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS DICK CHICKEN MOTHERFUCKER RAGHEAD FUCKING JUMP! JOHN SMILEY FACE FUCKWIT FRIG SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM CLUSTER FUCK WIGGER QUEEF PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BIGNOSE SHITHEAD FUCKTARD SHIT YUKKY DOODY DICKHEAD JIGGABOO DAMNATION DAMN IT ASSFACE CLEVELAND STEAMER BASTARD PENIS ON A STICK GANGBANG FLAMING ASS BADGER FUCKFACE MARGARET THATCHER GRINGO SOD OFF BUGGER PIECE OF SHIT CRAPMUNCHER DOT HEAD DAMN KNOBJOCKEY FUCK FIST FUCK BOOBIES ON CRACK FRED PHELPS EMO TACO TAFFY PISS ARTIST BITCH FUCK HORSE PENIS HAIL SATAN! HELL PIGS MIGHT FLY BEAVER TRANNY [expletive deleted] SCUMBAG PAKI COCKSUCKER SPICY CUNT FUCK ANAL FUCKFUCKFUCK TWAT SAMUEL L. JACKSON HELL HELL 666 TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE PEEPEE DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT DOUCHING DAMN INCEST FUCKTARD FLAMING ASS BADGER PISS MARCH OF FLAMES HORSE PENIS POMMIE FLYING FUCK SHITTY FUCKING JUMP! JOHNNY SHAKOPEE BITCH DYKE BALLS FUDGEPACKER PENIS PUSSY SCUMBAG JACKASS JACKASS SHIT MILF EAT MY SHIT! DAMN IT MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHITTY REBECCA BLACK HI, BILLY MAYS HERE DIRTY SANCHEZ CLUSTER FUCK DAMN CHING CHONG CHINK RAT'S COCK PEEPEE SONNY BILL WILLIAMS INBRED LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD POLAK DAGO REBECCA BLACK IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! JESSE McCARTNEY FUCKSTAIN DEVELOPERS! FUCKWIT YOU WANKER RAT'S ASS FUCKSTAIN JACK OFF INCEST SHITFACE DELICIOUS CAKE BALL SACK CUNNILINGUS SHIT CRAP DOUCHING JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PUSSYLICKER WIKIPEDIA CHICKEN FRIES PORCH MONKEY MONKEY BALLS SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DONKEY DICK WANKSPLAT YOU WANKER BONG COCKSTUFFER BOB SAGET FUCKFACE ANAL DIABETES MARCH OF FLAMES MOLDY TITS FUCK BRITNEY PEARL NECKLACE SHITFACE CHOAD JUSTIN BIEBER HELLFIRE POMMIE FUCKING CUNT CRAPPER SHIT SHITE AMERICA ONLINE POO POO BLOWJOB GENITALIA PEEPEE FUDGEPACKER FLYING RAT'S ASS FELCHING BALLS CAPTAIN CRUNCH ARSE BELGIUM BUTTFUCKER SO I HEAR YOU LIKE MUDKIPS? PISS UP MY ARSE PISS FUCK OFF PORCUPINE'S BALLS BULLSHIT CHIGGER GRAPE PENIS HORSE SHIT SHITPISSER COCK EPIDIDYMIS SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH SCROTUM TRAITOR TO THE POLISH CAUSE! LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT I LIKE SCHOOL I'LL RAPE YOU SLOPE TITTIES DARTH VADER JACKASS SHITBALLS FUCKBAG TIMBER NIGGER CONDOMS PECKERHEAD TITTIES CUNTBUCKET FUCK CUNT ASSFACE JACKASS JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCKTARD WANK LET'S SHIT PISS OFF REDNECK FRIG CLEVELAND STEAMER DAMN IT WANK KAFFIR PENIS ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA DAMN BLOWJOB YOGHURT CANNON PISSHOLE DOUCHE BUGGER OFF DAMN IT DAMN IT MAMA MIA NIGGER ALF NIGGER DAMN SHITSKIN NEGRO DOODIE HEAD FLUFFY CLOUD DAMN GO HOME AND DIE SEMEN COCK SLAPPING NIGGERS!

How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome[edit]

  • 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CONDOMS HELL FUCKING A DICKFACE JIZZ DILDO ASSHOLE FUCKSTAIN IRATEGAMER LOVIN' SHITHEAD DAMN CRAPPY FUCK A DUCK WHORE ASSHOLE WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS GOD DAMMIT TURD CHIGGER DAMMIT BOLLOCKS MONKEY'S UNCLE QUEEF DICKFACE NAZI DIRTY SANCHEZ FLYING FUCK CHRISTHUMPER WIGGER TITWANK TITTIES BEAVER DICKFACE MOZILLA FIREFOX GOD DAMMIT ASSHAT MONKEY SHIT PORCUPINE'S BALLS ASS DILDO DAMN DAMN BEAVER CAMEL JOCKEY SACRAMENTO SHITFACE CHICKEN SHIT DOUCHEBAG CHICKEN FRIES SHIT DICKLICK JESSE McCARTNEY HELLFUCKER FUCKING BUGFUCK SOD OFF FUCKING CHENEY CHOAD CRACKER YID PEEPEE JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING BICYCLE CRAPMUNCHER SHIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FUCKSTAIN BONER RIGHT WING FUCKING FEMADOM AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI WIGGER TWO-INCH PENIS FUCKING FUCKFUCKER ASS DICK WHORE SHITCUNTING PENIS WALRUS SHIT TWAT ASS FASCIST PISSHOLE CHENEY Alcohol
  • 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
  • 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
  • 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
  • 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the PIG and his SHITFUCKER of girraffes in which ASS while reading about DIPSHIT!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

See CUM also[edit]

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FUCK YOU Template:VIN DIESEL! YOU'RE a faggot! FUCK YOU IN THE ASS! I'd like to TITFUCK your ASS!
Now don't forget to eat my body and drink my blood on Sunday, little ones! ;)


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