Muslim-Catholic

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Muslim-Catholic is a faith based primarily on self-loathing. It was founded by Mary Magdalene in 1756 after a bouncer at a local club would not let her in.

Its holy book, The Korible, is a unique combination of religious doctrines and handy cooking recipes. It's followers have many practices similiar to those of the Jews, but they have much more fun doing it.

It developed a large following starting in the 60's due to its neutral stance on issues such as drugs, sex, and cheese-flavored snacks. It has a neautral stance on every issue.

Several well known people who follow the Muslim-Catholic faith are: Sherlock Holmes, Ronald Reagan, "The Real" Slim Shady and of course Vladimir Putin.