Naboo

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Naboo is a planet from the movie, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace: The Red one: Not the Black one: The Red One With Stripes on Him. It is home of fish, Gungans, a hyper-active evolutionary cycle and a stable planet core. The planet is segregated into two groups: One to entertain the four year olds, and one to entertain both the six-year olds and thirty-year old basement dwellers.

Wildlife[edit]

The planet of naboo is covered in 91% water. This means that nine percent of the

He hunted the planet for gungans and only found a beer bottle!

planet is NOT covered in water, and is dry. Therefore, it can be concluded that most of the animals are fish, because they live underwater. However, when one looks at the facts, they overlook penguins. Penguins live in water too, and actually comprise over half of the native wildlife.

The fish in Naboo are extremely large. In fact, the Gooberfish-No, I really didn't make up that name-gets to be thirty feet long, but is dwarfed by some fish that are supposed to have cool names, but don't. Now, when one takes a look at the size of the fish, one can only imagine the size of the penguins. In fact, it is suggested that the planet itself is one of the larger females of the Emperor Penguin species.

The Eel that Lights up and Has Claws[edit]

It has come to my attention that there is an Eel with claws, that lights up. It is the best thing about the planet. Even better than the penguins. I have decided to create a list on the features or this creature:

  • It is green.
  • It is an eel.
  • It lights up.
  • It has claws.

Okay, there you go. If you know the name of this creature, you are a geek.

Theed[edit]

Theed is home to the people of Naboo. Like eighty percent of the other planets, Naboo has evolved humans as well. This is particularily miraculous, because it has also evolved the Gungans at the same time. This has led some to believe that there is something special about the planet, and many tests were done to see if there was anything different.

The test[edit]

Scientists studied the flora, fauna, flotella, flotsam and jetsam of the planet, to see if there was anything in particular different from the other planets. Strangely, they found a hatch. But they couldn't open the hatch. They ran around a lot and freaked, 'cause they knew they needed to open the hatch. Finally, they used dynamite, and that worked. When they got to the bottom, they found a computer created by scientists that had come before them, asking the same question. They had all starved from locking themselves in a hatch, but had discovered the answer.

The Answer[edit]

Those crazy penguins.

Theedians[edit]

Theedians have a hankerin' for crazy hair-styles and face paint. This is because they're all secretly gothic, but trying to hide it. They also take long feathers from rare birds, and pick fights with the Trade Federation. This is because Theedians don't like sharing. Sharing is Caring, but Theedians don't want to deal with that, no sir. They just want to keep their big, tall feathers and not trade at all.

Theedians have better grammar than their Gungan counter-parts, because they speak English, and the Gungans speak French. Apparently, English is proper pronunciation and implies intelligence.

Gungans[edit]

Gungans have a fascination for balls. If you expected for me to elaborate on that with a joke, you will be dissapointed. Their entire city is made in balls, and their weaponry are all balls too. They live underwater, and breathe water, and they would most likely die if their skin dried out, but make their city in protective bubbles so that they can be dry. This is because they are masochists.

Gungans talk in funny voices and make funny faces to lure little children to them, which they sell to the Queen of Theed for a rather high price, as she takes an interest in pre-pubescent boys.

Gungans and their Submarines[edit]

The Gungan's submarines are shaped like drums, and taste like smaller fish. This is to attempt to add excitement to a scene lacking such.

Geography[edit]

The center of Naboo is hollow, but does not implode upon itself. This has led some to believe that there is something special about the planet, and many tests were done to see if there was anything different.

The test[edit]

Scientists studied the flora, fauna, flotella, flotsam and jetsam of the planet, to see if there was anything in particular different from the other planets. Strangely, they found a hatch. But they couldn't open the hatch. They ran around a lot and freaked, 'cause they knew they needed to open the hatch. Finally, they used dynamite, and that worked. When they got to the bottom, they found a computer created by scientists that had come before them, asking the same question. They had all starved from locking themselves in a hatch, but had discovered the answer.

The Answer[edit]

Those crazy penguins.