Nadia Comenichi

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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Nadia Comenichi.

Nadia Comenichi was the original author of the United States Declaration of Independence, although many "history" books inaccurately credit Thomas Jefferson. The basis for the Declaration was her general love of wordiness as well as her early work on her recipe for apple pie:

In the end, most people will remember her for her ability to jump around on a 2 inch wide beam; but those of us "in the know" will always cherish her eagerness to pursue happiness.