National Association of Independent Baptist Covens

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An organization which embraces a synthesis of Fundagelical Christianity and Prosperity Wicca, the NAIBC is a religious manifestation of the philosophy embraced by the Kenny Kuhn Klan, which, among other things, holds that good ole boys and rednecks are God's chosen people and are obligated to rule the world, both politically and economically. Thus, the NAIBC is sometimes called the Republican Party at Prayer.

Coven members are noted to have number of distinct rituals. For example, if one member encounters another in a liquor store, they will ignore one another and will never speak of seeing the other there, to each other or to anyone else.

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