Negotiating

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some successful negotiators

Negotiating is the process whereby women exchange favors (normally of a sexual nature) in order to get men to do menial tasks for them (such as fixing the plumbing, clearing the gutters etc.) This is a very common practice and forms the foundation of any solid relationship.

Negotiating At Home[edit]

This poor victim just wanted to see some boob

Men read this section[edit]

As stated above, negotiation is the sound basis of any relationship. It is well known that women/men are insatiable sexual demons and us women/men folk just can't keep up. Therefore in order to not end up drained of all fluids it's only natural to keep these women/men occupied with various menial tasks such as:

  • polishing the door knobs
  • doing some ho'ing (in the garden)
  • or just getting down and dirty (with all the Housework)

Women read this section[edit]

As stated above, negotiation is the basis of any sound relationship. It is well known that women/men are insatiable sexual demons and us women/men folk just can't keep up. Therefore in order not to end up humped rotten it's only natural to keep these women/men occupied with various menial tasks such as:

  • Cleaning the rug

Negotiating In Everday Life[edit]

Unlike (Foolish) men, women will use their powers of negotiation wherever they can because lets face it.... it works! A simple flash of Cleavage or shaking Booty is all that's needed to send young men into a flurry of Testosterone and end up carrying a womans shopping, handbag, little dog, and sometimes even the woman herself to wherever she wants to go. Some masters of negotiation will even have all the men ending up completely naked and the men will be completely thankful for it. Until the woman leaves them and they think to themselves, "what the hell just happened?". Almost similar to the feeling you get after Huffing Your First Kitten.

Negotiating In The Work Place[edit]

Young men will do anything for a sexually orientated prize

Q. Why do young women dress up in fancy suits with low cut tops to go push pencils all day?
A. They're negotiating

The act of negotiation doesn't end when a women leaves the house. Many women will use their Femininininity at work to make sure that they get the promotion over their colleagues with less cleavage. Of course for a woman skilled in negotiation simply smiling and flashing a bit of boob will do. But for those less experienced or skilled, it may be required to include sleeping with the boss as part of the trade for that promotion.

Negotiating For Money[edit]

Many women, especially American White Trash, will negotiatie in exchange for straight up money. Some governments do not realise that this is just nature at work and brand it 'Prostitution' and actively clamp down on it. When in reality the governments are taking part in 'persecution' and quite often the senators / politicians are the main source of income for many of these women which is a bit hypocritical.

Some Well Known Negotiation tactics[edit]

  • Pouting
  • Flashing-
  • Shaking-
    • Booty
    • Boobs
    • Ass
    • Everything all at once (more of a beginners tactic)
  • Shouting-

Resources[edit]

  1. An informative article on celebrity culture
  2. Young teens vying for peoples love hearts
  3. Young teens looking for older men to groom them
  4. Desperate Housewives
  5. The nature of everything