NeoCon (video game)

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An insanely popular clone of a certain Nintendo franchise, NeoCon was considered the greatest video game/card game/television series/movie ever by kids ages 44-65. The player travels through the land of Halliburton (and the neighboring Isle of Carlysle) in search of rare Neopets to add to their collection. The goal of the game is never said aloud, but several catchphrases have emerged instead.

List of popular NeoCons:

  • Rummy: Special Ability - Wink
  • Shrub: Special Ability - By Jingo
  • Jeb: Special Ability - Nephew
  • Condoleeza: Special Ability - Seek and Destroy
  • Scooter: Special Ability - Peek
  • Dick Chain: Special Ability - Former CEO/Boardmember
  • Rush Limbaugh: Special Ability - Slobber

NeoDex[edit]

  1. Elliott Abrams
  2. Ken Adelman
  3. Aiven Andrians
  4. Richard Armitage
  5. Jorn Barger
  6. Roger Barnett
  7. William Bennett
  8. John R. Bolton
  9. Jeb Bush
  10. Stephen Cambone
  11. Gordon Campbell
  12. David Cameron
  13. Linda Chavez
  14. Dick Cheney
  15. Lynne Cheney
  16. Eliot Cohen
  17. Ann Coulter
  18. Michael Danby
  19. Frank Gaffney
  20. Kenneth de Graffenried
  21. Douglas Feith
  22. Larry Franklin
  23. David Frum
  24. Francis Fukuyama
  25. Nathan Glazer
  26. Stephen Harper
  27. David Horowitz
  28. Samuel Huntington
  29. Donald Kagan
  30. Robert Kagan
  31. Ralph Klein
  32. Jeanne Kirkpatrick
  33. Irving Kristol
  34. William Kristol
  35. Michael Ledeen
  36. Lewis Libby
  37. William J. Luti
  38. Philip Merrill
  39. Daniel Patrick Moynihan
  40. Oliver North
  41. Richard Perle
  42. Daniel Pipes
  43. Norman Podhoretz
  44. Condoleezza Rice
  45. Harold Rhode
  46. Ronald D. Rotunda
  47. Yves Roucaute
  48. Henry Rowen
  49. Michael Rubin
  50. Donald Rumsfeld
  51. Randy Scheunemann
  52. Abram Shulsky
  53. Irwin Stelzer
  54. Mark Steyn
  55. Leo Strauss
  56. Barry Watts
  57. Vin Weber
  58. George Weigel
  59. Paul Wolfowitz
  60. R. James Woolsey
  61. David Wurmser
  62. Meyrav Wurmser
  63. Dov Zakheim
  64. Robert B. Zoellick


Not to be confused with the pet-catching game of the Coalition of Religious Moral Rightness. [1]