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this piece of shit site is run by racist, extremist christians. read on until you gag your heart out.


the rules that they have decided are against their policy. which dosent leave many sites left.

Thou shalt not post pornographic material.[edit]

There is a common misconception that pornography is limited purely to images or textual descriptions of an explicit sexual nature. This is not the case. Anything that can evoke impure thoughts in the mind of the beholder is pornographic.

Thou shalt not post hateful material.[edit]

Any material that promotes or inspires hatred or violence towards any other person or group of people is strictly forbidden.

Thou shalt not post blasphemous material.[edit]

Any material that would lead one astray from the righteous path of the one true God must not be permitted on the Internet. These days children are gaining access to the Internet at younger and younger ages—a time when they are most vulnerable and susceptible to blasphemous viewpoints and suggestions.

Thou shalt not post materials of an offensive political nature.[edit]

Thou shalt not post materials concerning bestiality, including interracial relationships.[edit]

God did not intend for different species or races to intermingle sexually. Any content that contradicts this natural law, directly or indirectly, is strictly forbidden.

Rule Breaking Examples[edit]

some examples of what would break the rules listed above.

Baby Photos Website.[edit]

Everybody loves looking at babies! A baby photo website with pictures of babies from all over the world would be a wonderful attraction. There is, however, a common misconception that portraying infants in the nude is an acceptable practice, since the genitalia is not yet well-formed enough to be considered profane. This is far from the case! You and I may not get impure thoughts from looking at innocent babies, but there are perverts out there who do! By providing pictures of babies at all, and especially in the nude, this fictional website would only be fueling these perverts' desires and making society a more dangerous place to live in. This website should certainly be added to our database as a pornography offender.

Children's Dinosaur Stories.[edit]

You might think that a site that contains stories about dinosaurs for children would be innocent—but let's stop and think about that for a moment. If you read the bible (you should, it's great!) you know that dinosaurs never actually existed, and that God put those fossils and bones there to test our faith in Him. While the stories themselves may not contain any offensive material, the simple fact that they are about dinosaurs may cause a child to question his faith in the one true God. By blaspheming, this site is in violation of the Internet Acceptable Use Policy and should be added to our database.

Family Farm Website.[edit]

A personal website detailing one's adventures on the family farm sounds like a lot of fun! Especially if there are photos of the farm animals and equipment. Such a website would be very entertaining to old and young minds alike! But imagine that some of the photos of animals included the animal genitalia in plain sight. This is hardly something that young children should be looking at, and especially not to be associated with the joy of viewing a fun website. By associating a feeling of joy with animal genitalia, this website would be an extreme danger to children and should definitely be added to the Net Authority database as a bestiality offender.


violators who break the code above are going to have to post a badge on their site until they are for extremist christians.


here are some of the sites listed that show racism and other in the writers of this site:

  • gay nigger association of america
  • palenstine islamic jihad
  • jewish defence league
  • church of scientology
  • stanford encyclopedia of philisophy
  • unite against fascism
  • white women black men
  • Above the Influence
  • Uncyclopedia

and those are only some

However, the following sites are not listed on the Net Authority:

  • KKK
  • Hal Turner's Show
  • British National Party


they even go against christian sites if they stray away at all from their extremist beliefs.

  • christian collision of relation
  • audio-bible
  • new life church
  • chrisian coellation of america
  • christian answers network
  • bible chat
  • catholic charities USA

and more

Cease Them![edit]

as other sites have stated, take the e-mail adress [email protected] and give it to as many porn sites as possible.