New Germany

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HÄNDER IN DAS POCKETS MUSS.

ZO RELAXEN UND WATSCHEN DER BLINKENLICHTEN.


Republic of New Germany
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Flag
Motto Huzzah, Wir sind nicht Schwull!!!!
National Anthem Wir Lieben uns, auf Neu Deutschland
Official language Denglish
Capital Groß Berlin
Government Totalitarian/Democratic/Communist/Capitalist
National Hero Richard Z. Kruspe-Bernstein

History[edit]

New Germany is a country in Jupiter, ruled by the March Of The Penguins. It was founded in 2006 and imedeatly declared war on Russia [Something they wished they had done in 2007] . After this war began with the "unstoppable force" led by Rev. James and a treaty was called between New Germany and Russia's leader Czar Rufus.New Germany along with it's other allies took on the "unstoppable force" in a Cold War. Mostly consisting of threats and other demands. The war is currently entering peace negotiations. In recent days New Germany has taken over most of Europe Including Austria, Hungry, Czhekloslavakia, and France.... There was very little military action except for with France [cuz there Ghey]. France built up a powereful defense on the German-French Border so New Germany Atcacked them through Belgium....again, and met up with no retaliating army all the way to Paris at which there was a great fire caused by large flamethrowers... No French survived.

Military[edit]

Airforce[edit]

The New German Airforce, or NDLW in german, is a group of ZombieNazis and Modern day New German Rammstein fans who fly airplanes with flamethrowers over the skys of their enemies at times of war. They also use zeplins to fly over countries and through whole chocalate pies at their enemies. This is due to their lack of napalm because it is all used for pyrotechnics in movies and concerts.

Ground Troops[edit]

The ground troops consist solely of the SS Doomtroppers, and other revived Nazis and are lead by the 6 members of Rammstein. They have never lost a battle against a group of pigs hungry for saltine crackers and their only weakness is chocalate mousse. They are also the only known armies who only uses flamethrowers in war. The most famous of these battles are when the New German Infentry Squad 6 lead by Flake Lorenz took over France with the use of a small piece of fried chicken attached to a stick. No one really knows how they did it.

Special Forces[edit]

The New German special forces consist entirely of ninjas. Not much is known about them other than they could kill just about anyone. The most famous of assassins of this group was when one of the origanal members assassinated Franz Ferdinand and started WWI for the sole reason of starting WWII so that the Nazi Regime could come to power so that the New German Army could be created by use of the dead soulless bodies of Nazis who died.

Economy[edit]

New Germany's exports are metal music and automobiles while they import most of everything else. The unemployment rate as of 2006 is 0% but it is interesting to note that people who file for unemployment are not counted in this percentage. Neither are people who just plain don't have jobs. The Average New German also has aproximently 1000 US dollars worth of Euros. Most of this is lost in couch coushins though.



List of Allies[edit]

  1. Neo Japan
  2. Russia
  3. New Jerusalem
  4. Australia
  5. Italy
  6. Vatican City
  7. The Peoples Republic of China
  8. Switzerland(didn't take part in the war)